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Joining the 9 AM stand-up just to say thanks and leave
Meetings Post #3369, on Jul 3, 2021 in TG

Joining the 9 AM stand-up just to say thanks and leave

Why is this Meetings meme funny?

Level 1: Waking Up for Nothing

Imagine your parents wake you up really early in the morning, and you’re super sleepy. They say you have to join a little family meeting on the couch. You rush to get there on time. You sit there quietly while a few people talk. In the end, all you do is say, “Thank you, everyone,” and then the meeting is over and you can go do your things. You’d probably think, “Why did I have to wake up for that?” You got out of your warm comfy bed just to basically say one polite goodbye.

That’s exactly why this picture is funny. The kid in the picture looks grumpy, with arms crossed, wearing pajamas on the couch. He’s just like a tired worker (a developer) who had to get up early for a meeting that didn’t matter. The whole joke is that sometimes grown-ups have to join meetings for work that feel pointless — they sit there the whole time and the only thing they end up saying is “thanks, bye.” It’s like being made to show up for no good reason. Anyone would be annoyed if that happened to them.

So the meme is comparing that annoyed kid to how we all feel when we have to wake up early and go to a meeting that doesn’t actually do anything. It’s funny because it’s true: it really does feel silly to give up sleep or playtime just to say one line and leave. The joke helps us laugh at the situation, because we’ve all felt a bit like that kid when we have to do something that makes us think, “I could have stayed in bed instead!”

Level 2: This Could Have Been an Email

For a newer developer (or anyone new to office life), here’s what’s going on. The meme is talking about a daily stand-up meeting – a quick team meeting usually held every morning (often at 9 AM). In theory, a stand-up is where each team member says what they’re working on and if they need any help (blockers). It’s called a “stand-up” because teams literally used to stand up in a circle to keep the meeting short! In Agile software development (like the Scrum methodology), this is a routine meant to improve Communication and keep everyone in sync.

However, this meme highlights a situation where the stand-up has become pretty useless. The text says the person is “waking up in the morning to join that useless 9AM meeting just to say ‘thank you everyone’ at the end.” In other words, the developer has to drag themselves out of bed early, join a video call with their team, and then finds out they have basically nothing to contribute. Maybe they didn’t have any updates that day, or the meeting content didn’t involve them at all. So their only spoken words the entire meeting are a polite “Thank you, everyone” when the meeting wraps up. It’s a polite way to say “okay, bye” after sitting through 15 minutes where you were mostly silent.

Why is this funny (and frustrating)? It’s pointing out MeetingOverload and MeetingFatigue in the workplace. Meeting overload means there are too many meetings, and a lot of them don’t feel worth it. RemoteWork made this even more obvious: when everyone started working from home (around 2020–2021), teams set up a lot of video meetings to stay connected. But sometimes it went overboard – people found themselves in virtual meetings that they didn’t really need to be in. Staring at your screen at 9 AM, half awake, while others talk about stuff that doesn’t concern you, can be pretty draining. This leads to meeting fatigue – feeling exhausted and annoyed by constant meetings. It’s a common part of RemoteWorkCulture jokes: being home in comfy clothes, yet still stuck in back-to-back Zoom calls.

The DeveloperHumor angle comes from shared experience. Many developers (especially those working on teams) have been in this exact spot. You join a daily call because it’s on your calendar, but you already know you have no new progress since yesterday (perhaps you’re still debugging the same problem). Or maybe the meeting is dominated by one or two people discussing something only relevant to them or to project managers. You sit there quietly the whole time. In the end, when the meeting leader says, “Okay, that’s it,” everyone just goes, “Thanks, bye!” and hangs up. You realize you spoke only to say goodbye. It makes you think, “Why did we even have this meeting? That could have been an email!” – meaning all the information shared could have just been written in a short email or chat message that you could read on your own time.

Let’s break down some terms and context:

  • Stand-up meeting: A daily team meeting, usually meant to quickly share status updates. e.g. “Yesterday I fixed a bug, today I’ll start a new feature, I have no blockers (problems).” It’s supposed to last 10-15 minutes max.
  • “Thank you everyone”: In a meeting, especially on Zoom/Teams, it’s common to politely thank others at the end. Here it’s almost a formality – if that’s all you end up saying, you probably didn’t need to be there actively.
  • Meeting fatigue: The tiredness and stress from too many meetings. Signs include feeling dread when another calendar invite pops up, or your eyes glazing over in yet another video call.
  • Remote work culture: How people communicate and work when they’re not in the same office. It involves a lot of chat messages, emails, and yes, online meetings. Good remote culture tries to balance meetings with written updates so people can focus on work. Bad remote culture schedules a meeting for every little thing.
  • Low signal, high noise: This is a phrase borrowed from engineering. Signal is useful information, noise is useless chatter. A low-signal high-noise meeting means there’s a lot of talking (maybe everyone giving trivial updates) but very little valuable info that helps you do your job. For a junior developer, this simply feels like “that meeting was a waste of time.”

The meme uses the image of a little kid sitting on a couch in pajamas, arms crossed, looking annoyed. That’s a funny way to visualize the developer’s mood. In real life, many of us have joined morning stand-ups in our PJs or comfy clothes, especially when working from home. The kid’s body language says, “I don’t want to be here. I’m grumpy and bored.” That’s exactly how a dev feels having to wake up just to attend a meeting where they didn’t get to say anything meaningful.

Imagine being a new developer who’s excited to write code and solve problems, but each day you’re forced to start with a call that doesn’t help you code at all. It can be puzzling: Isn’t the point of these meetings to help us communicate? Why do I feel like nothing was communicated? That confusion and mild irritation is at the heart of the meme. It’s WorkplaceHumor mixed with a bit of truth: sometimes work has silly requirements, like obligatory meetings, that everyone knows are kind of pointless but they still happen because it’s tradition or company policy.

In short, the meme is saying: “Look, I woke up early for this meeting and it was a total waste of time — all I did was politely thank everyone at the end. What was the point?!” It resonates with developers who value their time (especially their morning quiet time to get into coding) and who feel the pain of unnecessary meetings. It’s a light-hearted jab at the way we often keep doing something just because “that’s how we do it,” even if it’s not effective. And anyone who’s been through a few corporate routines can’t help but laugh and agree, thinking, “Yep, been there, done that, got the t-shirt (and the pajamas).”

Level 3: All This For a 'Thank You'

At 9:00 AM sharp, a half-asleep developer logs into a video call, coffee in hand, only to mutter a single line at the end: "Thank you everyone." This meme captures the absurdist reality of remote stand-up meetings that generate more frustration than information. It's poking fun at MeetingOverload in tech companies, where a daily standup_ceremony intended for quick team syncs has morphed into a perfunctory ritual. The image of the small child in turtle pajamas, arms defiantly crossed, perfectly mirrors a DeveloperFrustration we know too well: being forced awake for a synchronous meeting with virtually no value.

In an ideal world, the daily stand-up (a core Scrum ceremony) is a 15-minute time-boxed sync: each member shares yesterday’s progress, today’s plan, and blockers. It’s meant to streamline communication and surface issues rapidly. But in practice, especially in RemoteWorkCulture, this ritual often slides into a low-value status call. Everyone goes around the virtual room giving the same updates as yesterday. If you have nothing urgent, you’re essentially there to mark attendance. By the time it’s your turn, you have zero updates – so you politely say “No blockers, thanks everyone!” and the call ends. The meme’s punchline, “useless 9AM meeting just to say ‘thank you everyone’ at the end,” nails this irony. It’s a textbook case of low_signal_high_noise: lots of waiting and talking (noise), but very little useful information exchanged (signal).

Why is this scenario so frequent? It’s partly organizational inertia and partly fear of missing out on communication. Managers cling to daily stand-ups as a safety blanket to feel in control and “in the loop.” Even if nothing is happening, the meeting stays on the calendar because canceling it feels like breaking a rule. We end up with what seasoned devs jokingly call “Agile Theater” or Zombie Scrum – performing ceremonies by rote without real purpose. The CommunicationBreakdown here is subtle: forcing everyone into a meeting isn’t actually improving knowledge sharing; it’s just performative. The developer in the meme is there physically (well, virtually), but mentally they’re wishing they were debugging that lingering issue or catching an extra hour of sleep.

This is a shared trauma in modern dev teams. You can practically hear the collective groan through the screen when yet another day starts with "Let's do our stand-up." The humor lands because it’s too real: so many of us have sat through a RemoteWork morning call, pajamas below camera frame, thinking “This could've been a Slack message.” The MeetingFatigue is palpable. Early morning is often a developer’s peak “flow” time or at least a precious quiet slot to get things done. Instead, an unproductive meeting triggers context-switch hell. The coder’s brain, which might have dived deep into code, now has to idle, listen to others’ trivial updates, and then attempt to regain focus afterward. It’s like hitting a pause button on productivity, right when you were ready to run.

To illustrate the ideal vs reality, consider the intended purpose of stand-ups versus what actually happens:

Stand-up Should Be... Stand-up Is (Too Often)...
Short & Focused – ~15 min, get everyone on the same page quickly. Mandatory Ritual – same time every day, even if nobody has anything to share.
Real Updates – each dev shares progress, plans, and blockers to get help if needed. Empty Status Reports – many just repeat “still on X, no blockers” or stay silent because there’s nothing new.
Removes Roadblocks – team spots issues early and helps solve blockers on the spot. Breaks Your Flow – interrupts your morning concentration with a meeting that produces no actionable insight.
Energizing Sync – a quick hello that leaves the team aligned and motivated. Draining Formality – a perfunctory call that leaves you wondering why you woke up early for it.

The table above sums up why the meme evokes a knowing chuckle. The standup meeting is supposed to be a boon for team Communication — but when it's done wrong, it's just an early morning time sink. Senior engineers have seen this pattern play out across companies: the team adopts Agile stand-ups with good intentions, but over time it devolves. Maybe projects become siloed so daily talks yield nothing new, or perhaps people start working different hours (especially with global RemoteWork teams) so a fixed 9AM sync is inconvenient for many. Yet, no one wants to be "the one" to suggest killing the stand-up; that feels like heresy against the Scrum Bible. 😒

Cynically speaking, this meme underscores a bit of corporate dysfunction: If the process isn’t serving the team, but the team serves the process, something’s gone wrong. Everyone knows it, but they still dial in because that’s what you do. The kid’s crossed-arm scowl? That’s basically the collective mood of the dev team, even as they dutifully unmute to say “Thanks, everyone” at the end. Irony is, everyone is thanking each other for time that they all wish had been spent differently.

Nobody actually quits a job over a pointless stand-up, but it’s the kind of daily papercut that contributes to burnout. One useless meeting on its own is fine, but death by a thousand meetings is real. Experienced devs often reminisce (half-jokingly) about the “good old days” of a Maker’s Schedule – when mornings were for writing code, not hopping between Zoom rooms. There’s even a famous essay by Paul Graham about “Maker vs Manager” schedules. Managers operate on hourly intervals with lots of meetings; makers (developers) need long uninterrupted stretches. Forcing a maker onto a manager’s timetable (hello, 9AM stand-up) is bound to cause friction. The meme visualizes that friction in a single image: a grumpy, bleary-eyed soul whose day is punctured too early for too little payoff.

In summary, the humor here arises from a perfect storm of modern dev life annoyances: RemoteWorkCulture (working in PJs on a couch), MeetingOverload (so many meetings, so little point), and the ritualistic politeness of corporate communication (“thank you everyone”) masking the internal eye-roll. It’s funny because it’s a coping mechanism — we laugh so we don’t cry about the lost time. And next morning, we’ll be right there again at 9:00, coffee in one hand, mute button in the other, waiting for the moment we can say our single line and get back to real work.

Description

The meme has a two-part layout. At the top, in black sans-serif text, it says: "Waking up in morning to join that useless 9AM meeting just to say “thank you everyone” at the end". Below the caption, a blurry photo shows a small child in green pajama pants and a turtle-patterned T-shirt sitting stiffly on a beige couch, arms crossed and face blurred, radiating annoyance. The image visually captures the developer who rises early only to contribute a single polite farewell line on a video call. Technically it mocks meeting overload, low-value stand-ups, and how synchronous ceremonies in remote-first teams erode deep-work hours and productivity

Comments

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick Our 9 AM stand-up has devolved into a Kubernetes liveness probe - each of us emits a quick “thanks everyone” heartbeat, Zoom marks the pod healthy, and we go back to doing actual work
  1. Anonymous ★ Top Pick

    Our 9 AM stand-up has devolved into a Kubernetes liveness probe - each of us emits a quick “thanks everyone” heartbeat, Zoom marks the pod healthy, and we go back to doing actual work

  2. Anonymous

    After 20 years in tech, I've optimized my meeting contribution to a single atomic transaction at the end - maintaining just enough presence to avoid the "is everyone still here?" ping while my actual brain runs on a completely different thread solving yesterday's production incident

  3. Anonymous

    The modern software engineer's Schrödinger's meeting: simultaneously essential enough to require your attendance yet meaningless enough that your only contribution is a closing pleasantry. It's the distributed systems equivalent of a two-phase commit where phase one is 'join call' and phase two is 'say thanks' - maximum coordination overhead for minimal transactional value. At least with eventual consistency, something eventually happens

  4. Anonymous

    Our 9AM standup is basically two‑phase commit for humans - everyone sends a “thank you” ACK so leadership marks the transaction committed, despite zero state change

  5. Anonymous

    Like a daily cron job that pings everyone at 9AM to log 'no blockers' and self-destructs with 'thanks'

  6. Anonymous

    That 9AM standup is just a distributed barrier - 30 threads block, no state mutates, and “thanks everyone” is the release signal

  7. @azizhakberdiev 5y

    To give some advices and ideas which are simply denied and followed by noone

  8. @fushello 5y

    So true

  9. @furqan 5y

    I personally hate this so much and don't have shitty calls on Monday mornings in my company, and I even made sure that there are NO calls on Monday.

    1. @mmddvg 5y

      doesn't your company need a backend developer ? 😑😂

      1. @furqan 5y

        Haha no..

    2. @furqan 5y

      The reason is that I have been employee in such companies so I know how bad it feels

  10. @furqan 5y

    What's your tech stack?

    1. @mmddvg 5y

      node(express-nest) rust(actix- tonic(a grpc server) apache kafka envoy :/

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