Toddler in Caught Dress Embodies Pointless Mandatory Meeting Attendance
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A meme with black caption text on a cream background reading 'Me stuck in a meeting that has nothing to do with me but the manager still wants me in'. The photo below shows a toddler in a white t-shirt and orange-checkered pinafore dress standing on a dirt floor, with the hem of the dress trapped under the leg of a red plastic stool on which an adult in a yellow shirt is sitting, oblivious. The child stares upward with a resigned, blank expression, physically tethered and unable to leave. The image maps perfectly onto the developer experience of being held hostage in irrelevant meetings purely because a manager 'wants everyone in the loop'
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Required attendee, zero speaking lines - basically a synchronous blocking call that returns void
Apparently the meeting's quorum algorithm counts decorative nodes.