The AMD/Nvidia Conspiracy: It's All in the Family
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The image displays a screenshot of a biographical page, styled like a Wikipedia entry, for Lisa Su. At the top, a caption reads, 'Ok, hear me out, Lisa Su is relative of Jensen Huang and you still say there's no aliens,' accompanied by a 'Yao Ming' rage comic face. The page lists details about Lisa Su, including her role as President and CEO of AMD. The most crucial detail, highlighted for the joke, is in the 'Relatives' section, which lists 'Jensen Huang (cousin)'. The meme humorously presents the surprising family connection between the CEOs of two major rival semiconductor companies, AMD and Nvidia, as evidence for a grand conspiracy theory involving aliens. This is highly amusing to those in the tech industry who are intimately familiar with the fierce competition between these two giants in the GPU and CPU markets. The joke lies in the absurdity of linking this corporate trivia to extraterrestrial influence, mimicking the logic of conspiracy theorists
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The AMD vs. Nvidia rivalry is just a long-running family squabble over who gets to set the price-per-frame. The next family reunion will be benchmarked
Turns out the true cross-vendor interconnect isn’t NVLink or Infinity Fabric - it’s the Su-Huang family group chat
The real conspiracy isn't that they're aliens - it's that two cousins ended up running the duopoly that controls whether your code runs at 30 FPS or 300 FPS, and somehow we're all okay with our entire AI infrastructure depending on a family reunion gone corporate
When you realize the CEOs of AMD and NVIDIA are cousins, suddenly every GPU driver bug feels like a family feud and every benchmark war is just Thanksgiving dinner arguments with better marketing budgets. Makes you wonder if their roadmap meetings are just really competitive family reunions where 'who has better ray tracing' replaces 'who makes more money.'
Cousins helming AMD and NVIDIA: the only family reunion where cache coherence spans rival architectures
Learning Lisa Su and Jensen Huang are cousins makes the GPU wars feel like a family standup: one side swears by NVLink, the other by Infinity Fabric, and the rest of us ship PCIe and call it “interoperability.”
Explains why our multi-vendor GPU plan keeps collapsing into “CUDA with a side of ROCm” - avoiding lock‑in is tough when the vendors share a family group chat and your H100/MI300 budget is the dowry
For context: Lisa Su is the CEO of AMD, and Jensen Huang is the CEO of Nvidia They're cousins Comment deleted
He brought shame to the family by preinstalling the studio drivers instead of gaming drivers /s Comment deleted
If that is true this family should be put under UNESCO protection as the world's treasure Comment deleted
Who the fuck these people are Comment deleted
https://t.me/devs_chat/119898 Comment deleted
Overlords, basically Comment deleted
semiconductor mafia Comment deleted
So they are relatives? Comment deleted
one cares about costumers one doesn't Comment deleted
I still don't get it 💀 Comment deleted