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Management PMs Post #3499 · source on Telegram

DIY air-conditioner meme shows manager's build-vs-buy obsession in software projects

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The meme shows a photo of a makeshift air conditioner assembled from a clear plastic storage bin packed with loose ice. A blue snap-on lid has a small window-unit heat-exchanger balanced on top and sealed in place with several layers of silver duct tape, while a short length of round HVAC duct sticks out of a roughly cut hole on the bin’s side. Bold black caption text above the image reads: "When your manager insists on building a solution instead of buying one". Visually, the contraption looks fragile and cobbled together, mirroring the improvised, low-budget tools engineering teams sometimes ship. Technically, the joke references the build-vs-buy dilemma, highlighting how managerial cost pressures can drive home-grown solutions that accrue technical debt and maintenance headaches

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick Build > Buy sounds great until Finance notices the TCO now includes a principal engineer on a 24/7 “refill the ice” pager rotation
  1. Anonymous ★ Top Pick

    Build > Buy sounds great until Finance notices the TCO now includes a principal engineer on a 24/7 “refill the ice” pager rotation

  2. Anonymous

    After 15 years in tech, I've learned that every 'simple custom solution' starts as a plastic container with duct tape and ends as a distributed microservices architecture requiring a dedicated SRE team, three Kubernetes clusters, and a $2M annual AWS bill - all to replace what Salesforce does for $50/month

  3. Anonymous

    This is the physical manifestation of every 'we'll just build our own auth system' decision - sure, it technically works, but you're one duct tape failure away from a P0 incident, and the total cost of ownership makes that enterprise SaaS license look like a bargain. At least when this thing leaks, you only flood your kitchen, not your production database

  4. Anonymous

    Build vs buy: we skipped the license fee, and now our SLA is measured in bags of ice, our TCO is duct tape, and the only vendor support is whoever’s on-call at Costco

  5. Anonymous

    Classic build‑vs‑buy: we avoided vendor lock‑in and achieved ice lock‑in - the SLA is whatever the melt rate allows

  6. Anonymous

    Build vs. buy: Managers save on licenses, we spend years maintaining the peanut-powered monolith that outages weekly

  7. @RiedleroD 5y

    haha, like when you have to build your own JSON parser wait

    1. @azizhakberdiev 5y

      Rather it is when you use different libraries only because each of them has one function you need

  8. @Rumbatutumba 5y

    motorized bong, nice

    1. @RiedleroD 5y

      you know them diesel bongs

  9. @kitbot256 5y

    But now they have acquired some new expertise and their CV looks way better!

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