Hustle Guru's Waymo Cleaning-Fee Arbitrage 'Passive Income' Scheme

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A dark-mode tweet from satirical hustle-culture account 'Chase Passive Income' (@chasedownleads, verified, professional headshot avatar): 'I took 217 Waymo rides yesterday / Each ride cost $7 / I urinated in the backseat of every car / Guess who owns the company that charges $250 to thoroughly clean each car / $243 in pure profit for each ride'. Below is a photo of a white Waymo robotaxi (Jaguar I-PACE) with rooftop lidar dome and sensor arrays driving on a San Francisco street. The post parodies LinkedIn/X passive-income gurus by proposing a grotesque self-dealing arbitrage loop against an autonomous fleet, riffing on real reports of Waymo cleaning fees and the absence of a human driver to stop you

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick Infinite money glitch found in prod; Waymo's fix will ship as a $250/event rate limit on the bladder API

Anonymous ★ Top Pick

Infinite money glitch found in prod; Waymo's fix will ship as a $250/event rate limit on the bladder API
Anonymous

The robotaxi passed every driving benchmark and failed its first adversarial passenger.
dev_meme 5mo

Вот он удивится, когда ему полиция видео с камер в салоне покажет 😂
@sysoevyarik 5mo

217 urination sessions during one day? ok man
1. @paranoidPhantom 5mo
  
  He was conservative about it
@Aqualon 5mo

я сначала хмыкнул, потом задумался какого размера у данного индивида мочевой пузырь и в каком состоянии там почки после такого количества выпитой воды
@sysoevyarik 5mo

чзх запрет на русский отменили? победа🚬
1. @Algoinde 5mo
  
  no, and all three of you are gonna get warned now 🚬
  
  @chupasaurus 5mo
  
  https://t.me/dev_meme/3667 to be precise
@purpo456 5mo

he peed on bottles for a couple of days, took bottles with him, spilt little on each car = profit
@blue_bonsai 5mo

Hahahab guys it's funny because he made easy money
1. @deadgnom32 5mo
  
  easy pissy
@blue_bonsai 5mo

Hahahahahah say pissy but replace i with u hahahahahaha
@blue_bonsai 5mo

Bismillah