Business Cat Hopes He Doesn't Have an OOP, Meets EntityManagerFactory

Description

A surreal collage meme. A tabby cat wearing a light-blue necktie (business cat) stands in a doorway with a worried expression, captioned 'Hope I don't have a OOP' (a play on the 'hope I don't have a stroke' meme format, with 'OOP' in giant letters). Behind it looms an industrial backdrop of a massive factory with tall smokestacks, labeled 'EntityManagerFactory'. The joke skewers Java enterprise object-oriented programming: JPA/Hibernate's EntityManagerFactory is the canonical example of over-engineered factory abstractions, rendered here as a literal smoke-belching factory the poor cat is about to be employed at

Common Tags

Java ObjectOrientedProgramming FactoryPattern OverEngineering HibernateORM Orm EnterpriseSoftware CatMemes DesignPattern NamingConventions

Comments

Anonymous ★ Top Pick Java naming has reached the point where the only way to visualize an EntityManagerFactory is actual heavy industry - emissions included, dependency injection sold separately

Anonymous ★ Top Pick

Java naming has reached the point where the only way to visualize an EntityManagerFactory is actual heavy industry - emissions included, dependency injection sold separately
Anonymous

The cat only wanted a row; enterprise Java assigned it an entity, a manager, and a factory.
Егор 2mo

OOPs
@Cmd_GZ 2mo

Using FP