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Artemis II Crew Battles Microsoft Outlook En Route to the Moon
Microsoft Post #7885 · source on Telegram

Artemis II Crew Battles Microsoft Outlook En Route to the Moon

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A screenshot of an X.com post from the verified Polymarket account (@Polymarket) on a black background, reading: 'JUST IN: Artemis II crew experiences issues with Microsoft Outlook on their way to the Moon, asks ground crew for assistance.' The Polymarket logo (white geometric mark on blue rounded square) appears top left and 'X.com' top right. The deadpan breaking-news framing makes the joke: humanity can engineer a crewed lunar flyby, yet the astronauts are felled by the same enterprise email client that torments every office worker - Outlook failing in cislunar space exactly as reliably as it fails on corporate Wi-Fi, requiring the space-age equivalent of an IT helpdesk ticket

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Microsoft Bugs Enterprise CorporateCulture Hardware

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Microsoft Email MicrosoftProducts EnterpriseSoftware ITSupport CorporateIT SoftwareBugs TechHumor

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick 240,000 miles from Earth and Outlook still shows 'Trying to connect...' - at least out there the latency excuse is finally legitimate
  1. Anonymous ★ Top Pick

    240,000 miles from Earth and Outlook still shows 'Trying to connect...' - at least out there the latency excuse is finally legitimate

  2. Anonymous

    NASA achieved lunar fault tolerance by running two Outlooks; unfortunately, both were in the same failure domain.

  3. dev_meme 4mo

    This meme was too ahead of time

    1. @ArtemVoikov 4mo

      NEW outlook (new) New 😂

  4. @rliskovenko 4mo

    New eco way for a space traveling -- hatred-powered engine

  5. @DerKnerd 4mo

    just use it in the browser doughhh

  6. @nolemocius 4mo

    should've gone with Telegram like all modern men do

  7. @death_by_oom 4mo

    Well, we have empirically proven that even 100 bil doesn't get you a working email in corpo slop world

  8. Dev 4mo

    We are Iranian people I don't have internet 😭 I am a software engineer and developer but we don't have internet and we don't have any income and I am making money with this knowledge I have and inside Iranian Uber I make $10 a day

    1. Dev 4mo

      With all these abilities, it's really hard for engineers in the world to work inside Iranian Uber (Snapp) and earn $10 a day.

      1. @death_by_oom 4mo

        How the hell did he write and then join?

        1. @Daonifur 4mo

          They replied to a channel post

  9. @Broken_Cloud_1 4mo

    😇

  10. @blackjacksante 4mo

    https://youtu.be/2zpCOYkdvTQ?is=blVki8vk4v-TbHgj

  11. @evankh 4mo

    Imagine remoting in with a noticeable speed-of-light delay

    1. @tema3210 4mo

      Sadly no ammount of engineering can cut this latency =(

      1. @TheFloofyFloof 4mo

        just violate the laws of physics

        1. @tema3210 4mo

          Engineer spotted

  12. @azizhakberdiev 4mo

    me when the hacker passes 2fa but i fail

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