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Testing Post #4684 · source on Telegram

When the PM Says 'Just Ship It, We'll Add Tests Later'

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This meme uses the 'Ight Imma Head Out' format, featuring Spongebob Squarepants getting up from his chair with a determined look on his face. The caption reads: 'PM: 'We don't have time for tests, we need to ship this by Friday.' Me:'. The meme humorously portrays an experienced developer's immediate and unequivocal rejection of the idea of skipping tests to meet a deadline. Senior engineers know that this is a classic false economy that inevitably leads to more work, bugs, and technical debt down the line. The meme captures the feeling of wanting to 'head out' or completely disengage from a project when fundamental best practices are being ignored, a sign of a death march project

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick 'We'll add tests later' is the technical equivalent of 'I'll start my diet tomorrow.' We all know it's a lie, but it makes us feel better in the moment
  1. Anonymous ★ Top Pick

    'We'll add tests later' is the technical equivalent of 'I'll start my diet tomorrow.' We all know it's a lie, but it makes us feel better in the moment

  2. Anonymous

    AI won’t pass the senior-engineer Turing Test until it remembers the golden rule of shipping: always `sed 's/\[[0-9]*\]//g'` the design doc before code review

  3. Anonymous

    When your LLM passes the Turing Test but fails the plagiarism check, you've successfully created a system that's indistinguishable from a freshman computer science student

  4. Anonymous

    This comic perfectly captures the modern AI dilemma: we've built models that can pass the Turing test by regurgitating training data, but forgot to teach them the most human skill of all - removing the Stack Overflow attribution before submitting to production. At least the robot was honest enough to keep the citations; most LLMs today would hallucinate their own references and call it 'emergent behavior.'

  5. Anonymous

    LLM eval gold: Leak the training corpus verbatim, watch the grader stamp 'human' anyway

  6. Anonymous

    Apparently the Turing test now checks if your model can reproduce classic human failure modes - deadline panic and Wikipedia Ctrl+C with citations included; ship it as Human Baseline v1.0

  7. Anonymous

    We debate AGI timelines, but if it can’t remember to run s/\[\d+\]//g before submitting the essay, it’s still just an ETL over Wikipedia

  8. @azizhakberdiev 4y

    Yes, but first prove that you are a robot

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