When Your Boyfriend Tries to Penetrate the Mainframe
Description
A screenshot of a Reddit thread from the r/AskReddit subreddit, displayed in dark mode with some UI elements in German. The original post, marked '18+', asks 'Ladies of Reddit, what's the weirdest thing a guy has done during sex?'. Below the question is a highly upvoted and awarded comment from user '_corbae_'. The comment reads: 'While doing doggy, my boyfriend typed on my butt like a keyboard then stuck his dick in and said "I'm in" like a 90's hacker movie.' A 'made with mematic' watermark is visible at the bottom left. The humor arises from the absurd and cringeworthy application of a cheesy 1990s movie hacker stereotype to an intimate moment. For experienced tech professionals, it's a hilarious collision of a well-known, outdated media trope with real life, highlighting the often awkward ways geek culture can manifest
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That's one way to get shell access. Let's just hope he remembered to clear his command history afterward
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Finally found someone who takes penetration testing literally and still manages to implement the worst possible two-factor authentication - though I suppose typing 'password123' on someone's backside before declaring 'I'm in!' is technically more secure than most production deployments I've audited
The classic "I'm in" trope from 90s hacker movies - where protagonists bypass Pentagon-level security by furiously typing for 10 seconds - has finally found its most literal implementation. This is what happens when your threat model includes both SQL injection and... well, other kinds of injection. Truly a case of unauthorized access with questionable authentication protocols. At least he didn't need to bypass two-factor authentication
Peak security theater: a “penetration test” kicked off with manual key injection, instant privilege escalation, and the inevitable “I’m in” - no scope, no logs, no postmortem
The rare exploit where physical access skips social engineering - and no post-breach logs required
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Now i can't unsee him in such scene. Comment deleted
will fk up several times and break his "dongle" during the process like he always does in his videos Comment deleted
He is literally me Comment deleted
this guy is a keeper Comment deleted
^ ASS-esses your IT data security level Comment deleted