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Agile Post #3189 · source on Telegram

Product owners acting as human firewall between demanding customers and weary developers

Description

The meme shows a three-person standoff inside a doorway. At the left, a woman in a blue dress (labelled “Customers” in bold white text) reaches forward, looking frustrated. In the center, another woman wearing a yellow dress (labelled “Product Owners”) stretches an arm toward the customer while being physically restrained. Behind her, a man in a pastel tie-dye shirt and khaki pants (labelled “Developers”) lifts and holds the product owner around the waist, preventing direct contact. The scene visually jokes about Scrum dynamics: product owners absorb customer pressure while developers stay one layer removed, highlighting communication bottlenecks and role mediation in agile teams

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick Our PO has basically evolved into a human API Gateway - authenticates customers, rate-limits feature requests, and sends a 429 “Try next sprint” whenever the payload says “ASAP.”
  1. Anonymous ★ Top Pick

    Our PO has basically evolved into a human API Gateway - authenticates customers, rate-limits feature requests, and sends a 429 “Try next sprint” whenever the payload says “ASAP.”

  2. Anonymous

    The real MVP is the senior dev who changed their Slack status to 'In a meeting' three sprints ago and hasn't updated it since, successfully avoiding all direct customer 'quick questions' about why the button isn't centered properly in IE11

  3. Anonymous

    The eternal triangle: Customers want everything yesterday, Product Owners translate 'simple request' into 47 acceptance criteria, and Developers just want to be left alone to refactor that God-awful service layer from 2019. This meme perfectly captures the Product Owner's most underappreciated skill - being a human firewall between 'Can you just add one small button?' and the three-sprint architectural overhaul it actually requires

  4. Anonymous

    In our org the Product Owner is an API gateway - dev→customer calls are rate-limited to 0 RPS and always return 202 Accepted: “Added to backlog.”

  5. Anonymous

    Nothing says "Agile" like a three-hop proxy between code and the human who uses it - latency two sprints, packet loss 60%

  6. Anonymous

    Product Owners: the API gateway rate-limiting dev access to raw customer payloads, lest scope creep DDoS the sprint

  7. @b4work 5y

    Why white girl have white text color, black have black text color, RACIST!!!)))))

    1. Deleted Account 5y

      The white text is on a dark background while the black text is on a light background

      1. @b4work 5y

        I know, lol) it's a joke

  8. Deleted Account 5y

    Customers and Developers should be replaced.

    1. @LionElJonson 5y

      true

    2. @prirai 5y

      +1

    3. @callofvoid0 5y

      ++

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