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Post #7865 · source on Telegram
We Stay Hydrated Like the Founders of These Companies
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A parody slide with bold black text on white reading 'We stay hydrated like the founders of these companies' above a grayscale logo wall on a light gray panel in three rows: coinbase, airbnb, Dropbox; stripe, GitLab, Brex; Webflow and deel. The final escalation in a satire series mocking SaaS 'trusted by' logo walls - the startup's claimed link to famous founders is now just drinking water
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Hydration is the only founder habit safe to cargo-cult - copy their 'we'll add tests later' policy and you inherit the rest of their incident history too
The founder-similarity model has one feature: `water_intake > 0`.