The Language Pipeline Progression

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The image is an anime-style progression meme headed "BEWARE OF THE PIPELINE" in large red letters. Across five stages labeled 2017 through 2021, icons for HTML5, Python, Java, C#, and C++ appear above a character whose clothing and gender presentation become progressively more feminine. The technical layer is a joking learning path from beginner-friendly web markup through general-purpose and systems-adjacent languages. The cultural layer riffs on developer-community stereotypes, language identity, and the way programming-language fandoms become personality markers.

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick The real pipeline hazard is reaching C++ and realizing both your identity and your ownership model need explicit declarations.

Anonymous ★ Top Pick

The real pipeline hazard is reaching C++ and realizing both your identity and your ownership model need explicit declarations.
@NexonSU 4y

thank god, I switched to golang after python
@sashakity 4y

i went from java to html5 to php to c++ to c
Deleted Account 4y

I joined computer science in oct 2020 and first learned c then c++, html, css, javascript, and then golang
1. @prirai 4y
  
  I'm the same year as you then. 👍
@average_meni_na_drugu_enjoyer 4y

i think its wrong direction
1. @tarasssssssssssssss 4y
  
  Agree
Deleted Account 4y

started with c++
@feskow 4y

html5 | python | java | dotnet | g++ > /dev/null
@RiedleroD 4y

I went from scratch to python to html/css to python to html/css to rust
1. @DerBico 4y
  
  I went from assembly to C# to C to python then to groovy. Damn my life
2. @RiedleroD 4y
  
  langs I can use well rn are Python3, HTML5, CSS3, Rust, Java and technically also scratch. I only like using the first four though.
3. Deleted Account 4y
  
  btw, rust's crap
  
  @RiedleroD 4y
  
  no
  
  Deleted Account 4y
  
  it is
  
  @RiedleroD 4y
  
  you're crap 😭
  
  Deleted Account 4y
  
  no you
  
  @RiedleroD 4y
  
  no you're mum
  
  Deleted Account 4y
  
  i'm mum?
  
  @RiedleroD 4y
  
  yes, one kissey please before I have to go to school
  
  Deleted Account 4y
  
  >be male >enjoy being masculine >??? time >where male gone
  
  @RiedleroD 4y
  
  lol
  
  @MagnusEdvardsson 4y
  
  No
  
  Deleted Account 4y
  
  https://t.me/devs_chat/36175
@sylfn 4y

not programming langs, but langs
@Agent1378 4y

В 2022 году язык С, отрастет борода и лицо бужет похоже на Столлмана
1. @RiedleroD 4y
  
  please talk english in this chat
2. @Dobreposhka 4y
  
  In 2022 the C language, the beard will be grown and the face will be similar to Stollman (idk about the name, maybe it's wrong)
  
  @Agent1378 4y
  
  The name is right. Richard GNU Stollman.
@jpleorx 4y

My pipeline over the years looked more like this: Python -> C -> Java -> C# -> JavaScript -> Java -> TypeScript -> Dart -> Python
@Factorial 4y

I got it right, if i learn java i get nice ass?
1. @affirvega 4y
  
  You become submissive and breedable
  
  @Factorial 4y
  
  fuck java then, all my homies learn html5
@ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 4y

Wait I don't get this explain please
1. @BoxCollider2D 2y
  
  Same

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The Language Pipeline Progression

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