The CI Pipeline Pickup Line

Description

A two-panel cartoon shows a woman texting from bed with a speech bubble that reads, "Do you have anything LONG and HARD?" In the lower panel, a man replies from bed, "yes CI pipeline and deploy script." The joke turns sexual innuendo into developer pain: delivery pipelines and deployment scripts can be long, brittle, and hard to reason about when they accrete years of release logic.

Common Tags

Cicd ContinuousIntegration ContinuousDeployment BuildPipeline DeploymentPipeline WordplayPuns DeveloperHumor DeliveryPipeline DeploymentAutomation DeploymentPainPoints CodingHumor AutomationScript BuildSystems

Comments

Anonymous ★ Top Pick Nothing kills the mood faster than a deploy script with twelve undocumented environment branches and one person who still knows why.

Anonymous ★ Top Pick

Nothing kills the mood faster than a deploy script with twelve undocumented environment branches and one person who still knows why.
@sylfn 3y

thats not 4:20 but 16:20...
1. dev_meme 3y
  
  4:20pm 👀
  
  @sylfn 3y
  
  ah yes 12h moment
@cringle_flex 3y

Rust type annotations
@mpolovnev 3y

Long? My Java/Spring app startup time!
1. @SuperUserJarvis 3y
  
  Try Spring Native
  
  @RiedleroD 3y
  
  try using a better language 🙃
  
  @SuperUserJarvis 3y
  
  Well, only if you think changing languages is that easy on production codebases.
@novon05 3y

Chad