Lion King Meme: Never Look at the Chinese Smarthome VLAN
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A three-panel Simba/Mufasa 'Lion King' meme. Top panel: Mufasa and young Simba stand on Pride Rock overlooking sunlit savanna, captioned 'SON, THIS IS OUR HOME NETWORK'. Middle panel: Simba looks worried and asks 'But what's that shadowy place over there?'. Bottom panel: stern Mufasa replies 'THE CHINESE SMARTHOME VLAN'. An imgflip.com watermark is visible. The meme captures the homelab/network-security practice of quarantining cheap IoT smart-home devices (often phoning home to Chinese cloud servers) into an isolated, untrusted VLAN that no sane administrator ever inspects or allows near the main network
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It's not a DMZ, it's a containment zone - the firewall rule isn't 'deny all' so much as 'we don't make eye contact'
Zero trust starts when the light bulb needs outbound HTTPS to change color.