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CorporateCulture Post #7086 · source on Telegram

Employee Loves Job Because It Involves Legal Review of Memes

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A screenshot showing a text conversation or message with the header 'I like my job' followed by a message that reads: 'Hi Emanuele, I am once again asking for legal review of a meme. We would like to post it ASAP, so feed' (text appears cut off). The image references the Bernie Sanders 'I am once again asking' meme format but in a corporate email context, implying someone's actual job involves getting legal approval before posting memes on company social media

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick Imagine having to file a JIRA ticket for meme deployment to production, complete with legal sign-off and a rollback plan in case it gets ratio'd
  1. Anonymous ★ Top Pick

    Imagine having to file a JIRA ticket for meme deployment to production, complete with legal sign-off and a rollback plan in case it gets ratio'd

  2. Anonymous

    Sure, we automated blue-green deploys, but our meme pipeline is still blocked on a manual Legal Team semaphore with an SLA that would make SREs cry

  3. Anonymous

    The only thing more complex than our microservices architecture is the approval chain for posting a Drake meme about Kubernetes vs Docker Swarm - now featuring mandatory GDPR compliance review and a three-sprint security assessment

  4. Anonymous

    When your deployment pipeline has fewer approval gates than posting a meme to the company Twitter account, you know the real production environment is your legal department's inbox

  5. Anonymous

    Meme's CI/CD pipeline: legal stage pending approval forever - worse than a flaky e2e test

  6. Anonymous

    Our meme pipeline has more gates than prod - ‘Legal’ is a manual step with exponential backoff; setting priority to ASAP just updates retryAfter to next quarter

  7. Anonymous

    Our meme has a CAB ticket, a rollback plan, and longer lead time than last week’s hotfix

  8. @learner_beginner 11mo

    ASAP - As Slow As Possible

  9. @loomingsorrowdescent 11mo

    ASAP -- Always Strive And Prosper

  10. @heito_r 11mo

    Emanuele is a girls name

    1. @f0cu53d 11mo

      Ок

    2. @chupasaurus 11mo

      with 2 Ls, male variant is with a single one

    3. @dst212 11mo

      🤌🤌🤌 Akhctually ☝️🤓 In Italy it's a male name, and "Emanuela" is the female variant. (My name is Emanuele and I can confirm I'm not a girl. I think. I believe. I hope.)

      1. @deadgnom32 11mo

        afaik — in France they have male and female versions of most of the names. and they are pronounced mostly in a same manner, but spelled differently

        1. @Diotost 11mo

          Emmanuel Goldstein from 1984 was italian?

          1. @deadgnom32 11mo

            taken from the surname he was Jewish

      2. @deadgnom32 11mo

        in French female version is Emmanuelle

      3. @RiedleroD 11mo

        setting a timer for 2030 to check back whether you've become trans yet or not :P

        1. @dst212 11mo

          Yeah in that case I'll also change my name lol

  11. @Albran 11mo

    ASAP - Anyway Suck A Pear

  12. @greyxray 11mo

    arrested for being silly

  13. @hur7m3 11mo

    blah blah blah look at me im human i pay taxes and do excel spreadsheets and emails find me

  14. @deadgnom32 11mo

    @furryfoxyofficial, you?

    1. @hur7m3 11mo

      does my pfp look ai generated to you

      1. @deadgnom32 11mo

        nope

        1. @hur7m3 11mo

          then im not them

          1. @deadgnom32 11mo

            you, not, I was asking @furryfoxyofficial

            1. @hur7m3 11mo

              well that was a misunderstanding and a half

    2. Deleted Account 11mo

      how did u found me? 🤣🦊

      1. @deadgnom32 11mo

        like a careful Hunter

  15. @deadgnom32 11mo

    hunted down your Ass. prepare Uranus

  16. Deleted Account 11mo

    foxes will find themself

  17. Deleted Account 11mo

    foxes have many fans 😁 nah>

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