When the entire project budget goes to the UI/UX team
Description
A meme with the caption 'WHEN THE FRONT END IS TOP PRIORITY' overlaid on an image showcasing a beautifully designed product. The top half of the image displays a three-step diagram illustrating how a specially designed glass prism, when filled with water, refracts light to create a rainbow. The bottom half is a high-quality photograph of this prism in action, casting a vibrant rainbow onto a clean white surface. The overall aesthetic is minimalist and elegant. The meme humorously equates this visually stunning object with a software project where the front end is given all the attention. The beautiful, polished user interface (the rainbow) is the main focus, while the underlying backend logic (the simple prism and water) is just a means to that aesthetic end, implying that the backend might be simple, non-scalable, or an afterthought compared to the slick presentation layer
Comments
25Comment deleted
The backend is just a single endpoint: `/api/v1/getRainbow`. The entire response is a hardcoded SVG
Marketing: “Can the button literally emit a rainbow?” Engineering: “Sure - just route an event-sourced, water-cooled photon pipeline through a 45° CAP-violating prism; availability is negotiable, but the gradient isn’t.”
Just like that prism, a 'frontend-first' mandate transforms your clean monolithic backend into seven microservices, each a different color of the performance spectrum - and somehow they all need to handle authentication differently
This perfectly captures the frontend journey: you start with a simple 45-degree angle requirement from the backend team, then product adds 'just a splash of interactivity,' and suddenly you're shipping a full WebGL rainbow with 60fps animations, three CSS preprocessors, and a bundle size that would make Newton weep. The backend is still waiting for you to consume their REST endpoint, but hey, at least the loading spinner has a parallax effect now
Frontend priority: instant rainbow from poured hype. Backend: the glass sweating under prod load
PM: make it delightful; we applied Snell’s law - UI refracts perfectly while the call graph hits total internal reflection on our SLOs
Front end top priority? We architect like optics - bend the domain model at 45°, add two layers of indirection, and pray to Snell’s law for the gradient while the backend is stuck in total internal reflection
so, basically, half of the glass is useless, but pretty. We lost half of the capacity of the glass by adding a reflective prism. Comment deleted
haha lol this is profunctor, there can't be anything deep here Comment deleted
Looks like you in a wrong chat mate Comment deleted
Lemme guess, the dev_meme club is 2 blocks down? Comment deleted
You saw our avatar, right? Comment deleted
Oh, so that's a glass, not a rainbow making device... Comment deleted
Here I go explaining the joke. Most of the time profunctor has the same memes as here, because most of the time you both take them from r/programmerhumor, right? Comment deleted
Except cases when they post ru memes Comment deleted
That's kinda gay tbh, I hope you guys won't go the same way Comment deleted
wait, what Comment deleted
Sorry for my Russian Comment deleted
Just don't post russian memes like them, that's all. Comment deleted
You remind me to check their memes to steal something Comment deleted
Wait that's illegal Comment deleted
😂 I would imagine court case of stealing jokes which were stolen somewhere from reddit like "Pirate of Silicon Valley" Jobes vs Gates dialog) Comment deleted
Portable Gayinator Comment deleted
Lol Comment deleted
haha english go typin Comment deleted