The Ascended Art of Unhelpful README Formats

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This image uses the five-panel 'Expanding Brain' (or 'Galaxy Brain') meme format to satirize the different file formats used for README documentation files. The meme progresses from the most standard and sensible choice to the most absurd and impractical. The first panel shows 'README.MD' next to a simple brain scan, representing the common standard. The second panel, 'README.TXT', shows a slightly more illuminated brain. The third panel, 'README.PDF', has a brighter, more active brain, indicating a less practical choice. The fourth panel, 'README.MP4', shows a brain glowing with cosmic energy, a ludicrous option for documentation. The final and most 'enlightened' panel is split into two parts: on the left is the text '...- . .- -.. -- .', which is Morse code for 'README', and on the right is a photograph of a person's hand operating a telegraph key. This represents the ultimate, galaxy-brain level of providing documentation in a deliberately archaic and inaccessible format. The humor derives from the escalating absurdity, mocking the tendency for some to choose overly complex or inappropriate solutions for simple problems, presenting it as a form of intellectual superiority

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick The repo with a morse code README probably has a git history rebased into a single commit titled 'init' and uses blockchain for version control

Anonymous ★ Top Pick

The repo with a morse code README probably has a git history rebased into a single commit titled 'init' and uses blockchain for version control
Anonymous

Waiting for v2 when the onboarding guide is a gRPC stream - because nothing says “quick start” like needing Wireshark to read the README
Anonymous

README.MP4? Cute. Enterprise legacy hits peak when it's Morse code - decades of neglect, one dot at a time
Anonymous

README.mp4 is brilliant - grep can’t find it, diff can’t review it, LFS will invoice you, and next quarter we’ll ship the runbook in Morse to maximize write‑only throughput
Anonymous

README.mp4 - because if you can’t grep or diff it, you can’t argue with it; final form is the runbook in Morse keyed over a flaky serial console at 3 a.m
@ismailgaleev 1y

Расширение ложь Билла Гейтса
1. @sylfn 1y
  
  please-use-english-in-this-chat
2. @the_doom_guy 1y
  
  And Linus Torvalds is based
@Kritcz 1y

Бинарь?
@the_doom_guy 1y

Readme.morse, haha classic
@kirisoraa 1y

hearme.mp3 watchme.mp4
@ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 1y

Readme.exe is probably the best
@ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 1y

Ewww si= google tracker in the url
1. @Algoinde 1y
  
  thanks you killed the embed
@Algoinde 1y

Yeah, but what about LICENSE.MP3? https://youtu.be/CUleKnUUaGI?si=dn
@jaaaaded 1y

readme.docx is the worst one i got
1. @purplesyringa 1y
  
  how about readme.rtf?
  
  @AmindaEU 1y
  
  README.cad
  
  @jaaaaded 1y
  
  isn't rtf just plain text?
  
  @purplesyringa 1y
  
  Sweet summer child
  
  @SamsonovAnton 1y
  
  Yeah, the name "Rich Text Format" boldly states just that.
@afdanilkin 1y

Another one I see sometimes: README.rst. It is supported by GitHub and GitLab
1. @AmindaEU 1y
  
  Restructured text should be first class with Python or something and the Sphinx documentation generator (also Python) uses it
@Art3m_1502 1y

readme.zip
@azizhakberdiev 1y

readme.torrent

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