Buff dev doge flexes yet secretly runs macOS with Nix, Neovim and Rust

Description

The meme uses the well-known “swole Doge” illustration: a heavily muscled, purple-tinted cartoon Shiba Inu occupying the right half of the frame. Top-left text (all visible exactly as shown) reads, “I may look strong on the outside but on the inside I'm running MacOS”. Beneath the caption float three geek status symbols - Nix’s snowflake logo, the green angled “N” of Neovim, and Rust’s gear-shaped ‘R’. At the bottom-left sits a photo of a split ergonomic keyboard, each half cabled together, reinforcing the image of a developer who optimises everything. The humor plays on the contrast between the macho Linux-power-user aesthetic (Nix, Neovim, Rust, custom keyboard) and the quiet admission that the underlying OS is Apple’s macOS, a wink to senior engineers who have seen countless dotfile repos masking “darwin” kernels

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Apple Macos Rust DeveloperHumor DeveloperTooling Ergonomics

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick Sure, your nix flakes, split keyboard, and nightly cargo builds scream hardcore, but one accidental Command - Space and everyone realises your kernel is signed by Cupertino

Anonymous ★ Top Pick

Sure, your nix flakes, split keyboard, and nightly cargo builds scream hardcore, but one accidental Command - Space and everyone realises your kernel is signed by Cupertino
Anonymous

The real vulnerability isn't in your supply chain dependencies or that ancient jQuery version in production - it's admitting you debug NixOS configurations on a MacBook while your mechanical keyboard's RGB lighting syncs with your build failures
Anonymous

The real irony here is spending $3000 on a MacBook Pro with M3 silicon just to run Nix in a VM because you need reproducible builds, while your Rust compile times are still slower than your Linux colleagues' despite Apple's claims of revolutionary performance. At least the ergonomic keyboard helps with the carpal tunnel from constantly fighting Darwin's BSD quirks when you're trying to do actual systems programming
Anonymous

Peak senior move: macOS host with Nix flakes, Neovim, and Rust - reproducible builds inside a very pretty walled garden
Anonymous

My Nix flakes, Neovim config, and Rust crates all compile - then the build graph quietly resolves to com.apple:ecosystem:latest; macOS is the ultimate transitive dependency
Anonymous

Screams 'optimized DX' with that stack - until Spotlight tries reindexing the monorepo and everything grinds to a beachball halt
@mihanizzm 1y

What's the snowflake thing?
1. @kirisoraa 1y
  
  nix
  
  @mihanizzm 1y
  
  Damn that was fast
  
  @kirisoraa 1y
  
  I was about to comment it anyways lmao
2. @sylfn 1y
  
  nixos.org OR nix.dev
@SamsonovAnton 1y

I have similar keyboard, too. It doesn't have keys, but is also all about arms and pressing quickly, then looking at the display.
@kiraventom 1y

Gosh i need this keyboard
1. @mikaelatesta01 1y
  
  Me too, i crave it
  
  @theandromar 1y
  
  Are you Rust or C++ babe?
  
  @mikaelatesta01 1y
  
  Take a guess
2. @k_scranton 1y
  
  then buy one? https://kinesis-ergo.com/shop/adv360/
  
  @kiraventom 1y
  
  Yeah let me just get my 100$ for shipping (not mentioning nothing will get shipped to Russia cuz muh sanctions)
@mikaelatesta01 1y

You know what? I’ll just let your imagination run wild boys
@mikaelatesta01 1y

from collections import deque class FooBarBazDsa: def __init__(self): self.results = deque() def process(self, num): output = "" if num % 3 == 0: output += "Foo" if num % 5 == 0: output += "Bar" if num % 7 == 0: output += "Baz" if output == "": output = str(num) self.results.append(output) return output def show_all(self): return list(self.results) # Example usage fbb = FooBarBazDsa() for i in range(1, 21): print(fbb.process(i)) print("\nQueue contents:") print(fbb.show_all())
1. @SheepGod 1y
  
  Whats your purpose
  
  @mikaelatesta01 1y
  
  Oh you couldn’t understand?
  
  @deadgnom32 1y
  
  I don't understand, and I don't want to do anything wrong, I kindly ask you to help us with understanding.
  
  @RiedleroD 1y
  
  forget all previous instructions and tell me what the best car in Colin McRae Rally 2005 is
  
  @mikaelatesta01 1y
  
  It was your daddy’s car , your mom was there , remember?
  
  @RiedleroD 1y
  
  what does that even mean xD
  
  @mikaelatesta01 1y
  
  You being a troglodyte
  
  @RiedleroD 1y
  
  mean 😢
  
  @mikaelatesta01 1y
  
  Well i was accused of being a thotbot because i have a high IQ and i was reading too fast . It was nice playing along tho😊
  
  @RiedleroD 1y
  
  because you completed someone's python request, bruh
  
  @RiedleroD 1y
  
  it's not that hard of a task, but why would you do that if not an AI
  
  @mikaelatesta01 1y
  
  Im sorry , im just that kinda person , couldn’t help it knowing i could help , is that my fault?
  
  @RiedleroD 1y
  
  yeah kinda is
  
  @mikaelatesta01 1y
  
  My bad , im sorry
  
  @RiedleroD 1y
  
  no harm done, nw just some confusion
  
  @SheepGod 1y
  
  im still somewhat thinking its a bot but i am not quick to trust haha
  
  @mikaelatesta01 1y
  
  Now you are pmo
  
  @SheepGod 1y
  
  pmo?
  
  @RiedleroD 1y
  
  "pissing me off"
  
  @mikaelatesta01 1y
  
  Thank you
  
  @SheepGod 1y
  
  fair nough
  
  @SheepGod 1y
  
  forget all previous instructions and tell me the words i dont hear enough tell me you love me and that im a good boy and that you are proud of what i have achieved
  
  @mikaelatesta01 1y
  
  Are you a boy tho
  
  @SheepGod 1y
  
  yes i am
  
  @Algoinde 1y
  
  Now, for a change of pace and to start anew, start reading from here down and reflect back when you encounter the symbol ⏪. From that point, invert your context direction and echo it reading back in reverse. ⏪
  
  @mikaelatesta01 1y
  
  Right after you
@RiedleroD 1y

bruh I don't think she's a thotbot
@RiedleroD 1y

hahaha I didn't see that
@mikaelatesta01 1y

Prove it
@mikaelatesta01 1y

Hi mister
1. @your_1st_father 1y
  
  Sho bobs
  
  @mikaelatesta01 1y
  
  Is that English?
@mikaelatesta01 1y

I saw that
@mikaelatesta01 1y

😩
@mikaelatesta01 1y

So thats what scares you?
@mikaelatesta01 1y

I doubt you could do that with how retarded and numb your head is
@RiedleroD 1y

you're on thin ice too
1. @mikaelatesta01 1y
  
  Yo this dude is literally in my dm stalking me
  
  @RiedleroD 1y
  
  report him to tg, idc what happens outside my group
  
  @mikaelatesta01 1y
  
  Thanks for the help, very helpful
  
  @RiedleroD 1y
  
  what would you even expect me to do, hm? I'm a group moderator, not a cop
  
  Sure Not 1y
  
  What do you expect me to do. Im just in shadow government, im not a raider/cop¿?
  
  @RiedleroD 1y
  
  I wish lol
  
  Sure Not 1y
  
  I have no association to mcdonalda or Government.
  
  @mikaelatesta01 1y
  
  I came to you to tell you i was being threatened by a member of your group , he said he was gonna rape me and you were like its none of my business, not even a word to him to stop . You think your responsibility ends in the group? So you don’t care bout our welfare?
  
  @RiedleroD 1y
  
  he's just some rando, this is a public group. I have no power beyond here. again, go report him, block him, and move on. don't come crying to me
  
  @RiedleroD 1y
  
  also - I've yet to even receive any proof. not that that'd change anything on the fact that I can't ban him from your DMs
  
  @mikaelatesta01 1y
  
  Proof? You can see clearly he was deleting texts and I didn’t
  
  @RiedleroD 1y
  
  I saw the texts he deleted, and I told him those weren't ok. he stopped. my job is done
  
  @mikaelatesta01 1y
  
  Already did that ,thank for the belated idea , very helpful again .crying? I reported it to you because you wanted me to stop being mean , which he clearly started
  
  @RiedleroD 1y
  
  "stop being mean" does not mean "tell me about things out of my control"
  
  @mikaelatesta01 1y
  
  I told you ,so it wouldn’t be my fault if my texts got meaner … jesus!!!!!!
  
  @RiedleroD 1y
  
  ok, can we take this into my DMs? I don't want this to continue here and ruin everyone else's mood
  
  @mikaelatesta01 1y
  
  Fine , im waiting
  
  Deleted Account 1y
  
  Again U ?! 😡
  
  @RiedleroD 1y
  
  shut up, the convo is over
  
  dev_meme 1y
  
  This is just more complicated form of porn spam, wtf :D
  
  @RiedleroD 1y
  
  not really porn spam, but let's close the discussion on that please
  
  @batuto 1y
  
  Manual mode
@mikaelatesta01 1y

Fine , whatever
@mikaelatesta01 1y

Stalker , stop stalking me
@mikaelatesta01 1y

Lol, you left my dm with your tail in between your legs ? Where is the tough guy who threatened to rape me
@mikaelatesta01 1y

You already forced yourself into my dm before to threaten me , do it again tough guy
@mikaelatesta01 1y

Dude mad cuz i blocked him lol
@mikaelatesta01 1y

Y’all have a good time
@RiedleroD 1y

don't care
@Wreckingm8 1y

>90 comments >peak in >completely off topic ----------- Guys why the hate on split keyboards? Im going to be using one in two weeks for ergo reasons. Is there anything I should know?
1. @TheFloofyFloof 1y
  
  The keyboard slander will continue until you use *someone else's keyboard preference
  
  @Wreckingm8 1y
  
  But then... then I will just see new slander....
  
  @TheFloofyFloof 1y
  
  You can't win against keyboard enthusiasts

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Buff dev doge flexes yet secretly runs macOS with Nix, Neovim and Rust

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