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Meetings Post #3114 · source on Telegram

Calendar day consumed by preparing for, attending, and recovering from one meeting

Description

Screenshot of a digital calendar set to Monday 16 March 2020. The time column on the left shows hourly slots from 07:00 to 16:00. Three blue blocks fill almost the entire schedule: 07:00-11:00 is titled “Psyching myself up for the meeting,” 11:00-12:00 is simply “Meeting,” and 12:00-16:00 is “Recovering from meeting.” Apart from these entries, no other events exist, leaving the impression that a single 1-hour meeting monopolizes the whole workday. The meme pokes fun at developer productivity lost to meeting culture and the mental overhead of context switching, a pain amplified during the 2020 shift to all-day video calls

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick That 11 a.m. stand-up is basically a stop-the-world GC - four hours to pause all threads, one hour to talk about pausing them, four hours to warm the caches back up
  1. Anonymous ★ Top Pick

    That 11 a.m. stand-up is basically a stop-the-world GC - four hours to pause all threads, one hour to talk about pausing them, four hours to warm the caches back up

  2. Anonymous

    The real distributed systems challenge isn't achieving consensus across nodes - it's achieving consensus on whether this meeting could have been an async Slack thread while maintaining exactly-once delivery of actual decisions

  3. Anonymous

    This calendar perfectly captures the hidden O(n²) complexity of meetings: where n is the meeting duration, but the actual cost is n + 4n + 4n. Senior engineers know that 'just a quick sync' has the same computational overhead as a full context switch - you're not just losing the hour in the meeting, you're losing the entire mental stack trace you'd built up that morning, plus the time to rebuild it afterward. It's the engineering equivalent of a cache miss that triggers a full system reboot

  4. Anonymous

    That one-hour ‘quick sync’ triggers a four-hour warmup and a four-hour stop-the-world GC - textbook manager-schedule DoS on throughput

  5. Anonymous

    Meetings: O(n²) context preload where n=attendees, with recovery phase amortizing the action item bloat nobody commits to

  6. Anonymous

    Our calendar implements two‑phase commit: 4h of prepare(), 1h commit, and an afternoon of rollback/GC - strong consistency, near‑zero throughput

  7. @p4vook 5y

    Haha nice meme loser. Too bad, saw it in Profunctor 2 days ago. I bet you feel like a fucking idiot now.

    1. dev_meme 5y

      I mean, and what? It was copied from there

    2. dev_meme 5y

      You know that they copied memes from dev_meme many times too, right?

    3. Deleted Account 5y

      Ok but who asked

  8. @san4es_francito 5y

    Any meetings this day! I have birthday 16 of March!!!

  9. @Vlasoov 5y

    every sprint review

    1. @kseniadumpling 5y

      lol

  10. Deleted Account 5y

    So true

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