The overwhelming joy of a crypto bull run
Description
A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a young woman with dark hair sits on a subway, smiling at her phone, with a caption that reads, 'I LOVE SEEING PEOPLE SMILE AT THEIR PHONES IN PUBLIC'. The second panel shows her looking up thoughtfully with text bubbles asking, 'HAVE THEY RECEIVED HAPPY NEWS?' and 'IS IT A TEXT FROM A LOVED ONE PERHAPS?'. In the third panel, the woman is crying with tears of joy, and the caption asks, 'WHAT COULD BE INSTILLING SUCH JOY IN THAT MOMENT?'. The fourth and final panel is a close-up of her phone, which displays a financial chart for 'BTC/USD' showing a series of large, green candlesticks indicating a strong upward price trend. The meme humorously subverts the expectation of a wholesome, personal reason for happiness, replacing it with the intense emotional reaction of a cryptocurrency investor witnessing a significant price surge. It speaks to the volatile and all-consuming nature of financial markets, particularly in the crypto space
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The only thing that produces a higher dopamine spike than a text from a loved one is a 9-candle green streak on the BTC/USD 1-hour chart
Every time I see Bitcoin go full green-candle mode, I don’t think “to the moon” - I think “that’s the same curve our latency chart draws right before the distributed lock storm.”
The only notification that can compete with a successful CI/CD pipeline deployment is your crypto portfolio finally recovering from that 'minor correction' you've been explaining to your spouse for the past six months
Ah yes, the classic developer happiness hierarchy: production deploys without incidents < merge conflicts resolved < all tests passing < Bitcoin breaking ATH. At least when your code crashes, you can't refresh the chart hoping the stack trace will turn green. Though both involve staring at terminal output wondering if you should've diversified - your tech stack or your portfolio
CI green is satisfying, but the only up‑and‑to‑the‑right graph that makes a staff engineer tear up on the train is BTC/USD - unlike our SLOs, it actually stays green
That smile when the only up-and-to-the-right that doesn’t trigger a Sev-1 is BTC/USD - not P99 or the AWS bill
The one oracle feed where 'volatile state' finally delivers unadulterated upside - no forks required
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I thought it would be this green chart... Comment deleted
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how about you go fuck yourself cutie~ Comment deleted
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