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DeveloperProductivity Post #5415 · source on Telegram

A Direct Accusation for the Procrastinating Developer

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This is a reaction meme featuring actress Daisy Ridley. She is looking directly at the camera and pointing forward, engaging the viewer directly. In her other hand, she holds up a white sign with black, sans-serif text that reads, 'Guess who is looking at memes all day instead of fixing their code'. The meme is self-referential and breaks the fourth wall, humorously accusing the person viewing it of procrastination. For developers, this is highly relatable, as browsing tech memes on platforms like Reddit, Twitter, or company Slack channels is a common way to take a break or, more often, to avoid tackling a particularly difficult bug, a tedious refactoring task, or a looming deadline

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick This meme is the new `// TODO: fix this later`. You see it, you feel personally attacked, you laugh, and then you move on to the next meme without fixing the code
  1. Anonymous ★ Top Pick

    This meme is the new `// TODO: fix this later`. You see it, you feel personally attacked, you laugh, and then you move on to the next meme without fixing the code

  2. Anonymous

    It’s not procrastination - it’s exponential backoff on admitting the Sev-1 is rooted in the monolith I shipped in 2011

  3. Anonymous

    The real bug here is the infinite loop between Stack Overflow, Reddit, and your IDE - where the break condition is a production incident that finally forces you to close those 47 browser tabs of 'research'

  4. Anonymous

    The irony is palpable: you're reading a meme about procrastinating on code fixes while probably procrastinating on your own code fixes. It's recursion, but for avoiding work - and unlike tail call optimization, this stack just keeps growing until the production incident forces an unwind

  5. Anonymous

    Meme cache hits are always warm and instant; bug fixes? Eternal cold starts in prod-like conditions

  6. Anonymous

    Practicing exponential backoff: every failing test doubles the time I spend scrolling memes before the next retry

  7. Anonymous

    I’ve implemented exponential backoff on opening the IDE - each meme increases the delay until the incident bridge trips my human circuit breaker

  8. @sylfn 2y

    how do you know

  9. @YaroST12 2y

    my code is meme worthy so it's alright

  10. @endisn16h 2y

    TDD ?

  11. dev_meme 2y

    Why are you spying on me

  12. @PeGa041 2y

    yes

  13. @klemaai 2y

    Guilty

  14. @Araalith 2y

    My code is perfect. So, where are my daily memes?

    1. dev_meme 2y

      Good evening dear follower. How many memes per day you would like to see?

      1. @ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 2y

        999

        1. dev_meme 2y

          You remember long time ago I was trying to make things like “meme Friday” or Wednesday

      2. @endisn16h 2y

        12 sounds good to me

        1. @endisn16h 2y

          good amount not to oversaturate imo

        2. dev_meme 2y

          So where do I get 84/372/4380 memes per week/month/year? 😄

          1. dev_meme 2y

            I mean - 4380 while there was 5417 posts in dev meme in overall 😄

          2. @endisn16h 2y

            steal them. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⠖⠒⠒⢒⣒⡖⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠶⠶⠤⣤⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⠋⠀⠀⠤⣪⣝⡲⠯⠭⠥⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣐⣒⡒⠉⠙⢦⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠈⠰⠫⠋⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠃⠀⠀⠀⠸⠀⠀⠀⠈⠆⠀⠀⢧⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⡾⠁⠀⡀⠠⠄⢰⣿⠿⠿⢯⣍⣙⣶⠀⠀⢀⣠⣶⣾⣿⠶⠆⠤⠤⢜⢷⡄ ⡾⢻⢡⡞⠋⣽⠛⠲⠤⡤⠴⠋⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠈⣿⠁⠀⢀⣀⣠⠶⠶⣽⣵⣿ ⣇⢠⢸⡥⠶⣟⠛⠶⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⢲⡖⣂⣀⠀⠀⠈⢳⣦⡀⠉⠉⣽⡄⠰⣻⣿ ⠙⣮⡪⠁⠀⠻⣶⣄⣸⣍⠙⠓⠶⣤⣥⣉⣉⠀⠠⠴⠋⠁⣈⣥⣴⣿⡇⠈⣽⠃ ⠀⠈⢻⡄⠀⠀⠙⣆⢹⡟⠷⣶⣤⣇⣀⠉⠙⡏⠉⢻⡟⢉⣹⣅⣼⣿⡇⠀⡏⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠻⣄⠀⠀⠈⠻⢦⡀⠀⣽⠉⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⡇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⣀⠄⡀⢄⡙⠻⠧⣤⣀⣀⣿⠀⠀⣿⢀⣼⣃⣾⣼⠟⠁⠀⡇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠓⢮⣅⡚⠵⣒⡤⢄⣉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⢀⡠⠀⠀⠀⣷⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠳⢦⣄⡉⠙⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠲⠶⢤⣤⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡤⠞⠁⠀

            1. dev_meme 2y

              There’s 0 chance to make 5417 posts with memes over just 3 years without stealing memes 🤣

  15. @Couchpotat0 2y

    Wrong, im watching while its compiling 🥲

  16. @obinnaelviso 2y

    caught me in the act

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