Asking Claude With Extended Thinking Whether to Drive 40 Meters
Description
A screenshot of a mobile chat with Claude (model selector at top reads 'Sonnet 4.6' with subtitle 'Extended'), taken at 15:21 on a phone showing 4G signal and 49% battery. The user's message bubble asks: 'The car wash is 40 m from my home. I want to wash my car. Should I walk or drive there?' Below, a collapsed reasoning indicator reads 'Gauged distance feasibility for transportat...' and the model's reply begins: 'At just 40 meters, you should absolutely walk there - and here's why that's obvious once you think about it:'. The humor is twofold: the user's trick question (you obviously need the car AT the car wash, so walking is useless), and the LLM burning extended-thinking compute to confidently miss the point while calling its wrong answer 'obvious'
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Extended thinking: 45 seconds of chain-of-thought to gauge distance feasibility, zero tokens spent on the constraint that the car has to be there
Claude optimized pedestrian distance and garbage-collected the requirement that the car arrive too.
You didn't define the current car location, so any troll online would assume it can already be parked at the car wash🤡 Comment deleted
why does it try to turn a one sentence response into a small article Comment deleted
gemini 3 fast Comment deleted
every time LLMs say "sounds like a classic case of X", I want to kill myself Comment deleted
sounds like a classic case of “LLM usage fatigue” Comment deleted
Got it, let's get into that — It sounds like a classic case of “template fatigue” compounded by “tone mismatch”. I hear you, and your feelings are totally valid; When LLMs keep repeating the same template-y phrases, it can feel really dismissive and repetitive —especially if you’re looking for a more human response. It’s not just about repetitive phrasing, but also about the emotional labor of having to wade through formulaic filler. Let’s take a step back and evaluate what’s going on here: - I - want - to - die Comment deleted
I lost several brain cells writing that Comment deleted
https://vxtwitter.com/shitposts_mp4/status/2025858296763093177 Comment deleted
man. 130 feet or about four bus lengths 🙈 Comment deleted
It forgot to provide a burger measurement Comment deleted
and football field Comment deleted
ah. now I got why they use football fields as a measurement unit, because it's regulated by FIFA to be 100—110m it's literally a hack to be able to use metric system inside of imperial units Comment deleted
holy shit Comment deleted
But it’s not, it’s regulated by NFL to be 120 yards which is 360 feet Why would Americans use soccer fields lol Comment deleted
ah. and how many busses is it? Comment deleted
11-ish? Comment deleted
Qwen3-30B. Well, at least it didn't try to do a "let's break that down" thing. Short, sweet and absolutely wrong, like all LLMs should be. Comment deleted
oh Comment deleted
It just needs a "You moron." at the end and it will be perfect Comment deleted
no that's Gemini or Qwen (without their standard web interface system prompt) Comment deleted
I just need a Dr. House LLM without the cliche parts Comment deleted
this Comment deleted
This is cost effective model on the screenshot, wdym Comment deleted
Sounds like the tech lead in our team. Comment deleted
Gemini 3 Pro passes… kinda Comment deleted
What kind of house are you living in that’s 40m away from a car wash? —Kimi K2 Comment deleted
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