The Reviewer Wears the Full Test Suite

Description

A pale-green, hand-drawn reviewer with thick black glasses and stubble points upward while wearing a box labeled "test hat" and a shirt labeled "test shirt". Above him, a large placard reads "I require tests" with a curved arrow pointing back toward the reviewer. The background is a tilted GitHub pull-request review screen with repeated red and black fragments including "Changes requested", "1 review requesting ch...", "1 change requested", "Merging is blocked", "requirements to be met", and "bypass branch protections", alongside blue-link fragments such as "GitHub Desktop", "command line", and "Learn more."; a faint cropped "PROGRAMM..." watermark appears at bottom right. The costume literalizes a test-obsessed reviewer enforcing a protected merge gate, where approval and automated verification are prerequisites rather than suggestions.