The Lion Does Not Concern Himself With VGA Cables

Level 1: The Homemade Rope Bridge

Somebody needed a bridge between two cliffs. Instead of buying the sturdy rope bridge from the store — which costs about as much as a sandwich — they tied together fifteen shoelaces of different colors and walked across, declaring that brave lions don't need store-bought bridges. The funny part is the pride: the caption brags like this is a triumph, the photo shows a disaster in slow motion, and even the word "lion" is spelled wrong. It's the joy of watching someone solve a five-dollar problem with five hours of stubbornness.

Level 2: Why Cables Are Fat

The concepts that turn this from "messy desk" into comedy:

• VGA (Video Graphics Array): the blue 15-pin connector that carried video from PCs to monitors for decades before HDMI and DisplayPort. It sends red, green, and blue brightness as continuous analog voltages plus sync timing signals — meaning electrical noise shows up visibly on screen.
• Shielding: the metal foil/braid wrapped around signal wires inside a proper cable, acting like noise-canceling headphones for electricity. The bare rainbow bundle here has none.
• Crosstalk / EMI: signals leaking between adjacent wires, or outside interference leaking in. With analog video it manifests as ghost images, color fringing, and wavy lines.
• Soldering / jury-rigging: hand-joining wires to connector pins. Doable! Hobbyists repair cables this way — with heat-shrink, strain relief, and shielding. Doing all 15 pins bare and calling it a day is the difference between surgery and a shark attack.

For anyone early in their career, this image is the hardware twin of your first "temporary" workaround: technically functional, educational to build, and absolutely never to be shown to anyone who signs your paychecks.

Level 3: Impedance Is a Social Construct

Look closely at what's actually happening in this photo, because the full horror unfolds in stages. A monitor on a wooden desk has had its video connector bypassed entirely: a loose bouquet of individual wires — yellow, orange, white, purple, green, teal, black — erupts from the back panel, runs unsheathed down past the stand, gets loosely twist-bundled near the desk edge, and terminates at what appears to be a hand-rigged junction mating directly with the port on the beige PC case below. A red tool handle lurks at the left edge of frame like an accomplice. The caption, in classic white phone-overlay text:

The liom does not concern himself with vga cables

The typo ("liom") is load-bearing — this meme format mocks alpha-grindset "the lion does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep" posts, and misspelling the apex predator is the traditional garnish. But the technical sin is what makes engineers physically wince. VGA is an analog video standard: the image quality on screen is directly hostage to signal integrity on those conductors. A real VGA cable is engineered, not just assembled — the RGB video lines run through individually shielded coaxial cores with controlled impedance (roughly 75 ohms), inside a grounded jacket, with a ferrite choke molded near each end to choke off radio-frequency garbage. Every one of those countermeasures exists because someone in the CRT era watched ghosting, smearing, and shimmer crawl across a screen and traced it to EMI — electromagnetic interference. This build deletes all of it. Fifteen-ish parallel unshielded hookup wires form a lovely set of antennas: they'll pick up the PC's own switching power supply (visible inches away), crosstalk into each other, and radiate enough RF to make a ham radio operator file a complaint. The image on that monitor almost certainly works, in the way that all cursed jank engineering works — degraded, fringing, and one desk bump from open circuit.

And that's the deeper joke: this is it works, don't touch it culture rendered in copper. Every shop has a software equivalent — the regex parsing production XML, the cron job holding up billing. The lion here didn't conquer the problem; he just declared the failure modes out of scope. Confidence as a substitute for shielding is a strategy right up until the microwave turns on.