The Fastest Code Review in Repository History

Description

A minimalist black-and-white line drawing shows a weary-looking person standing at left and facing a bulky desktop tower, monitor, keyboard, and mouse on a desk. The person's speech bubble asks "review my codebase". A terminal-like speech box emerging from the monitor answers in uppercase, ">OH MY GOD." The immediate horrified verdict personifies an automated reviewer or static-analysis tool and implies that the repository's technical debt, complexity, and code smells are too overwhelming for itemized feedback.