Self-Custody Explains Itself To Court
Description
The image is a dark-mode Twitter screenshot from "Pomp" / "@APompliano" marked "1d", saying: "The Ontario Superior Court of Justice asked self-custody wallet provider @nunchuk_io to disclose user information and freeze user's bitcoin. This was the team's response." The embedded email-style response begins "Dear the Ontario Superior Court of Justice," and explains that Nunchuk is a self-custodial, collaborative-multisig Bitcoin wallet and a software provider, not a custodial financial intermediary. It says the software is free, helps eliminate single points of failure, preserves privacy, collects no user identification information beyond email addresses, and holds no keys, so Nunchuk cannot freeze assets, prevent movement, or know the existence, nature, value, or location of users' assets; it ends with "Please look up how self custody and private keys work" and is signed "The Nunchuk team." The visible tweet UI shows engagement counts around 2,619 replies, 23K reposts, and 69.1K likes, and the technical humor is a legal request colliding with the basic threat model of non-custodial cryptographic key ownership.
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A court order against a non-custodial wallet is basically `chmod` on a filesystem you never mounted.
noice Comment deleted
technically they could throw their reputation under the bus and backdoor the wallet to please the court Comment deleted
Do you think they don’t have a backdoor to their software? Comment deleted
Answering for the purposes of risk management of large sums of money: yes their software has backdoors or exploitable bugs Answering considering it's open source: I do not know but I could read their issues and code to deduce what are the risks Comment deleted
Open source openssl had a critical vulnerability (which could technically be a backdoor) for years. The idea of a good backdoor is to be not accessible and ideally even noticeable by anybody but the author. Comment deleted
okay thanks for showing how your initial question is moot what's your point? Comment deleted
The letter is bullshit, however funny. Comment deleted
demonstrate it Comment deleted
I lol’d. Do you need a video? Comment deleted
Based Comment deleted