Remote Work Blocks the Jira Flow
Description
A dark-mode Twitter/X screenshot shows a post from "terminally onλine engineer" with a Ukrainian flag and verified check, saying, "this is why i can't get my jira tickets solved there's an egirl yearning in the sea that's supposed to move things from the other team". The post embeds a tweet from "cold 🥑" reading, "what I mean when I say I want to work remotely," over a photo of a woman wearing a headset and kneeling in shallow ocean water while using a laptop at the shoreline. The scene is intentionally impractical: waves are around the laptop, yet the person appears to be working like they are on a normal call. The technical joke turns aspirational remote-work aesthetics into cross-team delivery pain, where a blocked Jira ticket depends on someone whose work environment has become a literal water hazard.
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The ticket is blocked because the dependency owner is currently running standup over UDP.
very uncomfortable to be partially in the water, plus a pose you cannot spend more than a few minutes in... Let alone her macbook wasn't fully waterproof. Comment deleted
It's october She's catching a cold for her medical leave and destroying all means of communication so she can finally be at peace Comment deleted
ai Comment deleted
women don't post ai pics Comment deleted
look at the fingers Comment deleted
you are right Comment deleted
https://t.me/devs_chat/134238 Comment deleted
she has both hands on the keyboard Comment deleted
neck is weird Comment deleted
there aren't exactly 10 fingers (+ thumbs), plus the nails are of different lengths Comment deleted
orig post: https://nitter.fmhy.net/coldhealing/status/1842242573944963551 Comment deleted
Fingers looks so so. But there some small details that AI will not generate without direct instructions: shitty little rocks on the first plan, small guy on the shoulder, free space over left arrow key on keyboard Verdict: not AI Comment deleted
Are we just gonna ignore this thingy that is clearly supposed to be a keyboard but is located at the wrong place? Comment deleted
How is it at the wrong place? Comment deleted
i'm pretty sure the keyboard should span this corner too Comment deleted
But that part is underwater so you just don't see that part of keyboard Comment deleted
the edge is too rigid and straight, it doesn't match the shape of the water wave Comment deleted
If you mean the left side of the keyboard it may be under the tiny layer of water so it looks messy but still with visible "edge" Comment deleted
two laptops Comment deleted
there are two laptops Comment deleted
You mean, three laptops in total? Comment deleted
no Comment deleted
to be clear, i'm talking about the black thing i've just painted over with red that looks like it was supposed to be a keyboard Comment deleted
oh it is indeed, but the water made it kinda.. refractive? Comment deleted
the wavefront (pardon me borrowing a word from physics) doesn't match the straight edge of that "keyboard" in the slightest, I don't think that's how it should look like irl Comment deleted
There's the only one way to see if it's true or not :D Comment deleted
she is impeding current while sitting there Comment deleted
Yeah you can see that clearly in the background Comment deleted
Gaming laptop with a bit of free from buttons space. Keyboards looks distorted, maybe they partially under water Comment deleted
isn't she one of the burch sisters? Comment deleted
She has two laptops. Comment deleted
And 2 boobs. Comment deleted
How is that relevant? Comment deleted