The PNG Pronunciation Debate: Settled by the Spec
Description
A screenshot of what appears to be official documentation, decisively ending a common tech debate. The image has a header section with the text 'From the PNG spec', indicating the source is the official Portable Network Graphics specification. Below this, a large, bold heading reads 'Pronunciation'. The key piece of information is a highlighted sentence that states, 'PNG is pronounced "ping".'. This meme derives its humor from its appeal to authority - the official 'spec' - to settle a trivial but often passionately debated topic among developers: whether to pronounce the acronym as 'P-N-G' or 'ping'. It's a classic 'well, actually' moment that resonates with the pedantic nature of engineering culture and the ultimate respect for primary documentation as the source of truth
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Great, the PNG spec settled it. Now, can the SQL standard please issue a formal ruling on whether keywords should be uppercase or lowercase? The people need to know
The spec says PNG is “ping” - great, now when I ask for a high-res ping the designers hand me a 4 MB image and the SREs start tracing ICMP packets; at least the bikeshed finally has a color
After 20 years of saying 'pee-en-gee' in meetings, discovering the spec says 'ping' is like finding out you've been pronouncing 'SQL' wrong your entire career - except now you have to decide whether to die on this hill or quietly gaslight everyone who heard you say it differently
After decades of developers arguing whether it's 'P-N-G' or 'ping,' someone finally RTFM'd the spec. Turns out the answer was on page 698 all along - right there in the official documentation that nobody reads until they need to win an argument. Classic case of 'the documentation was inside us all along'... or rather, publicly available since 1996
PNG spec mandates 'ping' pronunciation - finally, an image format with mandatory network round-trip latency in every utterance
Great, now Grafana alerts for "high ping" could mean ICMP latency or a 4MB hero image
Spec says PNG is pronounced “ping”; somewhere ops is chasing ICMP latency while marketing ships a 10MB transparent hero ping - different pings, same SLO breach
Pee an gee Comment deleted
3.14ng Comment deleted
Oh hell nah man Comment deleted
they lied us all Comment deleted
No, it's not... Comment deleted
peng Comment deleted
These are the same people who call gif, jif Comment deleted
Is this Linus Tech Tips reference? Comment deleted
damn Comment deleted
Do you think they will mark me as “never ever look at this guy’s complaint ever”? Comment deleted
nah they will mark your next reports as:"hey gather here, here's the new joke" Comment deleted
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Many people dare to say that SCSI is pronounced as "SKUZ-ee" (ˈskʌzi), but true oldfags know that it sounds "Sexy". Comment deleted
ass-see-ass-eye Comment deleted
At a conference I had lunch with a guy who worked at MySQL (which had just been bought by Sun). He said some people call it My Es Cue El. Some people call it My Sequel. But he personanly preferred calling it My Sexual. Comment deleted
ПЭ ЭН ГЭ Comment deleted
use english in this chat please Comment deleted
peh -- enne -- gheh Comment deleted
are you french or what Comment deleted
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i don't even know how to count how many unpronounceable letters there are Comment deleted
a fucking lot Comment deleted
but they all are necessary!! Comment deleted
lmao Comment deleted
ipa is unneeded if you can read this bullshit Comment deleted
i can't Comment deleted
why Comment deleted
sorry i miswrote Comment deleted
ref Comment deleted
XD Comment deleted
whaaaats wrooong 😭 Comment deleted
I know about the speciffic rule of this channel but english language does not have the same Э sound that i picture in my head Comment deleted
right Comment deleted
i've just tried translating it into IPA and failed Comment deleted
this is probably [pə ɛn gə] (the default russian pronounciation of the letters П meaning P, Н meaning N, Г meaning G separately) Comment deleted
Eh Comment deleted
Not even close Comment deleted