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Post #7618, on Jan 10, 2026 in TG
My Body Is a Machine That Turns C++ Into Worse C++
Description
A dark, gritty meme featuring a skeleton lifting a heavy barbell, overlaid with bold white text reading 'MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS C++ INTO WORSE C++'. The skeleton is rendered in a detailed anatomical style against a black background, holding weights marked '00KG'. The text is arranged with 'C++' on one side and 'WORSE C++' at the bottom, using the popular 'my body is a machine' meme template to humorously convey that the developer's efforts to write C++ code only result in degraded, more convoluted C++ output
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Every C++ refactor is just moving undefined behavior from one translation unit to another while adding three more template specializations nobody asked for
canonical is a machine that turns c into rust Comment deleted
* dynamically linked programs into snap packages. Comment deleted
It's like a midas curse but its rust instead of gold Comment deleted