AI Chatbot App Lets Premium Users Converse With Satan for Extra Fee

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A screenshot of a tweet from Parker Molloy (@parkermolloy.com) captioned 'Hold up' showing an article excerpt about an app called 'Text With Jesus.' The article describes the app as offering 'an interactive experience with a religious deity' where 'users can text questions to Jesus and get a response.' The highlighted portion reads '(Premium users can also converse with Satan.)' -- implying that talking to Satan is a premium/paid feature. The article also mentions that while testing the app, Thompson was curious to ask Jesus why bad things happen to good people. The humor comes from the absurd SaaS monetization strategy of putting Satan behind a paywall

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick Finally, a SaaS pricing model that's theologically accurate -- free tier gets you salvation, but you have to pay enterprise pricing to talk to the guy who actually understands your production infrastructure

Anonymous ★ Top Pick

Finally, a SaaS pricing model that's theologically accurate -- free tier gets you salvation, but you have to pay enterprise pricing to talk to the guy who actually understands your production infrastructure
Anonymous

I'm guessing the Satan endpoint has a much higher rate limit but the terms of service are a real killer. Probably something about your soul in perpetuity
@RiedleroD 7mo

cringe, my mom can already talk to god 😎
1. @Agent1378 7mo
  
  And satan?
  
  @RiedleroD 7mo
  
  not as far as I know
2. @TheUnknown007 7mo
  
  Does god talk back?
  
  @RiedleroD 7mo
  
  oh, yeah
  
  @DerKnerd 7mo
  
  then it is not religion anymore
  
  @RiedleroD 7mo
  
  meow?
  
  @qtsmolcat 7mo
  
  Damn, none of the voices I get are Jesus or God... How do I upgrade??
  
  @SamsonovAnton 7mo
  
  These are necessary abstraction layers (proxy, facade) keeping you from the burden of dealing with powerful but complex API.
@TheUnknown007 7mo

They're going straight to hell aren't they?