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Marry A Programmer, Get Undefined Behavior
DevCommunities Post #5891 · source on Telegram

Marry A Programmer, Get Undefined Behavior

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A cropped social-media post from "A Programmer Life" shows a checklist comparing professions to relationship qualities. The visible text says: "Marry a lawyer.... It's Legal," "Marry a Doctor.....it's Healthy," "Marry a policeman....it's Secure," "Marry an Actor....it's Thrilling," "Marry a Artist.....It's creative," "Marry a Businessman.... It's profitable," "Marry a Teacher..... It's Educative," "Marry a Man of God.....it's Spiritual," "Marry an Accountant..... It's Financial," "Marry an Author....it's Adventurous," and "Marry a Musician.....it's Romantic." The final line asks, "Marry a programmer. It's......?" followed by laughing emojis, leaving the punchline to programmer stereotypes such as late nights, debugging, emotional unavailability, or turning every household problem into a ticket. It is broad developer-culture humor rather than a specific technical joke.

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick It is romantic until date night gets postponed because the relationship has a flaky integration test.
  1. Anonymous ★ Top Pick

    It is romantic until date night gets postponed because the relationship has a flaky integration test.

  2. @etcab 2y

    It's functional

  3. @jazzzna 2y

    it`s logical!

  4. @Vlasoov 2y

    segmentation fault

  5. @trainzman 2y

    It's money

  6. @Wrugleys 2y

    its wednesday

    1. dev_meme 2y

      My dudes 🐸

  7. @potompridumaiju 2y

    Educative, profitable, thrilling

    1. @lord_nani 2y

      It’s realistic

  8. @WarScout 2y

    what a cringe omg

  9. @sasha_kaban 2y

    awful

  10. @nn_private 2y

    It's broken

  11. @igor_igorevych 2y

    It's everything at once

  12. dev_meme 2y

    It's working on my machine 🤷

  13. @ArtemParsegov 2y

    Smelling

  14. @Iizvullok 2y

    Trying to be free of bugs.

  15. @dzkiwi 2y

    IvalidOperationException

  16. Алексей 2y

    Its better than all highlighted options

  17. @beton_kruglosu_totchno 2y

    don't you dare too fool me lol

  18. @moosschan 2y

    It's Error: Uncaught SyntaxError: Invalid or unexpected token

  19. @callofvoid0 2y

    it's a bug hunting journey

  20. Deleted Account 2y

    it's lonely. (because he spends all his time on coding and doesnt have time to do anything else)

  21. @mihanizzm 2y

    It's 101001001001010101010010101110111010000101011

  22. @V0W4N 2y

    It's null pointer Exception

  23. @ygerlach 2y

    ... complicated

  24. @JackOhSheetImSorry 2y

    It depends...

  25. @D_V_Loginov 2y

    Undefined

  26. @disbeliefff 2y

    It's autistic

  27. @scary_layer 2y

    pragmatic

  28. Max 2y

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Metamorphosis

  29. @snapehalfbloodprince 2y

    logical

  30. @NevermindExpress 2y

    Illegal Instruction

  31. @dsmagikswsa 2y

    It is alcoholic

  32. @sylfn 2y

    its gay

    1. @CcxCZ 2y

      I was gonna say T4T. But you're right, let's not forget all the cis gay wolves and foxes.

  33. @IenYamasaki 2y

    Syntax error

  34. @Ramiz_Zeynalov 2y

    Imperative?

  35. @buffy_bara 2y

    It's virgin

  36. @NIK1357master 2y

    It's invalid syntax

  37. @turquoisepenguin 2y

    It's object-oriented.

  38. @NaNmber 2y

    Tough...🫥

  39. Deleted Account 2y

    It's worshipping the Omnissiah... For life

    1. @Finchleigh 2y

      Oh yeah, I definitely feel like an admech lol.

  40. @SDesya74 2y

    It's marriage

  41. @moyuefeng 2y

    It's Otaku

  42. @boriay 2y

    mercy

  43. Deleted Account 2y

    Its constructive

  44. @Finchleigh 2y

    It's fascinating, thrilling, educational, informative. My wife's one and I predominantly joined to send her memes (which I don't fully understand admittedly but some of them make her laugh). She's built my pc, keeps upgrading it. She taught me a lot about old tech, about different OS's and programs. Whilst admittedly I don't get everything, I like it when she talks about it. It sounds like magic to me.

  45. @swirbdh 2y

    Type error

  46. @plusdanshi69 2y

    .. a lifestock of spaghetti?

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