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Post #7086 · source on Telegram
Employee Loves Job Because It Involves Legal Review of Memes
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A screenshot showing a text conversation or message with the header 'I like my job' followed by a message that reads: 'Hi Emanuele, I am once again asking for legal review of a meme. We would like to post it ASAP, so feed' (text appears cut off). The image references the Bernie Sanders 'I am once again asking' meme format but in a corporate email context, implying someone's actual job involves getting legal approval before posting memes on company social media
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Imagine having to file a JIRA ticket for meme deployment to production, complete with legal sign-off and a rollback plan in case it gets ratio'd
Sure, we automated blue-green deploys, but our meme pipeline is still blocked on a manual Legal Team semaphore with an SLA that would make SREs cry
The only thing more complex than our microservices architecture is the approval chain for posting a Drake meme about Kubernetes vs Docker Swarm - now featuring mandatory GDPR compliance review and a three-sprint security assessment
When your deployment pipeline has fewer approval gates than posting a meme to the company Twitter account, you know the real production environment is your legal department's inbox
Meme's CI/CD pipeline: legal stage pending approval forever - worse than a flaky e2e test
Our meme pipeline has more gates than prod - ‘Legal’ is a manual step with exponential backoff; setting priority to ASAP just updates retryAfter to next quarter
Our meme has a CAB ticket, a rollback plan, and longer lead time than last week’s hotfix
ASAP - As Slow As Possible Comment deleted
ASAP -- Always Strive And Prosper Comment deleted
Emanuele is a girls name Comment deleted
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with 2 Ls, male variant is with a single one Comment deleted
🤌🤌🤌 Akhctually ☝️🤓 In Italy it's a male name, and "Emanuela" is the female variant. (My name is Emanuele and I can confirm I'm not a girl. I think. I believe. I hope.) Comment deleted
afaik — in France they have male and female versions of most of the names. and they are pronounced mostly in a same manner, but spelled differently Comment deleted
Emmanuel Goldstein from 1984 was italian? Comment deleted
taken from the surname he was Jewish Comment deleted
in French female version is Emmanuelle Comment deleted
setting a timer for 2030 to check back whether you've become trans yet or not :P Comment deleted
Yeah in that case I'll also change my name lol Comment deleted
ASAP - Anyway Suck A Pear Comment deleted
arrested for being silly Comment deleted
blah blah blah look at me im human i pay taxes and do excel spreadsheets and emails find me Comment deleted
@furryfoxyofficial, you? Comment deleted
does my pfp look ai generated to you Comment deleted
nope Comment deleted
then im not them Comment deleted
you, not, I was asking @furryfoxyofficial Comment deleted
well that was a misunderstanding and a half Comment deleted
how did u found me? 🤣🦊 Comment deleted
like a careful Hunter Comment deleted
hunted down your Ass. prepare Uranus Comment deleted
foxes will find themself Comment deleted
foxes have many fans 😁 nah> Comment deleted