InfoSec jobs yell “Apply Now” yet still reject you Twitter meme
Why is this Career HR meme funny?
Level 1: Open Sign, Locked Door
Imagine a candy store with a big neon sign that says, “FREE CANDY, COME IN NOW!” Excited, you run to the door and try to go in. But as soon as you reach the entrance, the store owner stops you and says, “Oh, not you. You can’t have the candy.” You’d probably stand there confused, thinking, “Wait, they just shouted for everyone to come, so why not me?!” It feels unfair and a little bit silly, right? That’s exactly the feeling this meme is joking about. The company is like that candy store – yelling that they really need people to join (like “we’re hiring, please apply!”). But when you try to join, they suddenly say, “not you.” It’s funny in a let’s-shake-our-heads kind of way, because it doesn’t make sense. The meme uses this simple joke to show the emotional rollercoaster: first you’re invited to something exciting, then you’re turned away for no good reason. Anyone who’s ever really wanted to be picked for a team or a job, and then wasn’t, can understand that mix of hope and let-down – and that’s why it’s both funny and true.
Level 2: Entry-Level Catch-22
Breaking into InfoSec (short for Information Security, aka cybersecurity) is famously tricky. The meme shows a fake “conversation” highlighting this struggle. On one side, the infosec job (the company or job posting) is shouting that it’s hiring and urgently needs people. This reflects constant headlines about a cybersecurity talent shortage – companies claim the field is undersaturated (not enough workers to fill all the security jobs). On the other side, we have "me" – the eager applicant who does exactly what the ad asks: applies. The punchline? The infosec job responds, “not you.” It’s a humorous way to say the applicant got rejected instantly, despite all that enthusiasm from the employer.
Why is this funny to tech folks, especially those starting out in security? Because it’s a well-known frustration. Many security_jobs postings say “entry level” but then list requirements like 5 years of experience, a bunch of expensive certifications, or even a specific security clearance. That’s a classic catch-22: you need a job to get experience, but you need experience to get a job. New graduates and career-switchers in cybersecurity run into this wall all the time. They read about all these unfilled positions and think there’s a huge opportunity. Yet when they apply, they often don’t even get a reply, or they get a polite rejection saying they’re not qualified enough. This contradiction between "we have so many openings!" and "we won't hire or even interview newcomers" is exactly what the meme calls out.
In simple terms, hiring_gatekeeping is happening. Gatekeeping means setting up strict barriers to entry – in this case, companies only want candidates who already have lots of experience or credentials. It’s like saying “anyone can apply” but not actually giving entry_level_security applicants a fair shot. The tweet’s author even mentions they applied to over 100+ jobs before landing one. That kind of persistence is unfortunately common in tech job hunts now. It also hints that despite the so-called talent shortage, breaking in might require dozens of applications and a good bit of luck, unless someone inside decides to take a chance on you.
The CareerHumor here comes from the exaggeration and the relatable scenario. On Twitter and other platforms, people often share these experiences as jokes because if you don’t laugh, you might cry. The line “infosec job: not you” is both funny and a bit painful. It perfectly sums up the feeling of getting a rejection from a company that was loudly advertising how badly they need staff. The context tags like talent_shortage_myth and hiring_gatekeeping are essentially what’s being illustrated. In reality, the industry does need more security professionals, but many companies are picky or cautious about who they hire. So, newcomers feel shut out. This meme shines a light on that disconnect using a simple, almost cartoonish dialogue. It’s InterviewHumor and CareerExpectations rolled into one tweet: your expectations get raised by the job listing (“Apply now!! Lots of jobs!”) and then reality hits with a form-letter application_rejection (“We regret to inform you...”).
For a junior developer or someone interested in cybersecurity, the message is: don’t take these rejections personally. It’s a widespread issue. The meme’s popularity shows that lots of people have gone through the same thing. Eventually, with enough applications (and maybe networking or improving one’s skills), you find the one company that says “yes.” Until then, humor like this helps folks cope with the rough ride of the tech JobMarketTrends.
Level 3: The Gatekeeping Gauntlet
infosec job: HIRING!!! APPLY NOW!!!!!
me: applies
infosec job: not you
The meme captures a painfully familiar Career_HR scenario in the Security world: companies loudly proclaim a need for infosec talent, yet slam the door on actual candidates. It's a punchy Twitter snapshot where the "infosec job" acts like it's desperate to hire ("APPLY NOW!!!!!") and then bluntly says "not you" to the eager applicant. This dark humor highlights the hiring_gatekeeping in cybersecurity – everybody hears about the big talent shortage in tech, especially in security_jobs, but when real people apply, they get rejected en masse. The tweet resonated because it nails that catch-22 frustration: how can there be an undersaturated industry (supposedly starving for talent) if hundreds of qualified folks are told "thanks, but no thanks"?
Seasoned developers have seen this pattern: job postings that demand 5+ years experience for a junior role, or a laundry list of certs (CISSP, OSCP, CEH, and then some) for an "entry level" position. It's classic JobMarketTrends meets reality. The meme’s "not you" is sarcasm distilled – after making you jump through hoops (multiple interviews, coding tests, maybe an unpaid technical assessment), the company ghosts or rejects you without feedback. It's InterviewHumor merged with a grim inside joke about how broken the pipeline can be. Why is this so funny to those in the know? Because it’s too real. Everyone in the field remembers that sting of form-letter rejections from jobs that they insisted were hard to fill.
This hiring paradox often comes from unrealistic expectations and risk-aversion in InfoSec roles. Companies fear giving critical security responsibilities to newbies, yet they don’t invest in training fresh talent either. Instead, they create a hiring gate guarded by automated resume filters and impossible requirements. The result? A self-inflicted talent shortage. As a cynical veteran might quip, “We don’t have a shortage of people; we have a shortage of people we’re willing to hire.” CareerExpectations for new graduates crash into this wall of gatekeeping. The tweet’s author even adds in the reply that they applied to 100+ jobs before someone gave them a chance. That one chance is all it took for them to break in, but getting there was a soul-grinding marathon. No wonder the post got over 1,300 likes – it’s a communal venting about an absurd system.
Let’s translate the meme’s subtext with some gallows humor:
| What the Job Ad Says | What Actually Happens |
|---|---|
| "HIRING!!! APPLY NOW!!!" | Candidate applies enthusiastically. |
| "Huge talent shortage in cyber" | Hundreds of applicants, auto-rejections follow. |
| "Entry-Level Position" | Requires 5 years experience and top certs. |
| "We want fresh talent" | But only if already seasoned... |
| "Open to all applicants" | Not you. (Next!) |
In short, the meme’s irony is a nod to everyone who’s dealt with the talent_shortage_myth firsthand. It’s a mix of CareerHumor and TechIndustryHumor: the industry cries that there aren’t enough cybersecurity people, yet perfectly capable juniors get stuck in an application_rejection loop. Like a battle-hardened ops engineer hearing “it was a one-off incident” for the tenth time, folks in InfoSec laugh (and groan) at the meme because it spotlights a truth we’ve all witnessed. HiringHumor like this stings because it’s true – the gate to an InfoSec career often feels guarded by an irony-loving bouncer who yells “Come on in!” and then deadpans, “oops, not you.”
Description
Dark-mode screenshot of a Twitter post from user “H3KTIC.” First tweet reads: “infosec job: HIRING!!! APPLY NOW!!!!! me: *applies* infosec job: not you.” Under it is the blue link “Перевести твит,” a timestamp “23:05 · 05.08.2022 · Twitter for iPhone,” and engagement stats: “90 ретвита(-ов)”, “Твитов с цитатами: 13”, and “1 336 отметки(-ок) «Нравится».” A reply from the same account adds, “literally applied to 100+ jobs before I landed one in this ‘undersaturated’ industry idk where id be if no one gave me a chance.” The meme highlights the irony of cybersecurity hiring: constant “talent shortage” headlines versus candidates facing endless rejections, capturing common frustrations for developers navigating infosec career pipelines
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Turns out “zero-trust architecture” was HR’s hiring strategy all along - every résumé gets a 403 for lacking five years’ experience in last month’s CVE
InfoSec hiring: "We need someone who can bypass our impossible requirements, but not someone skilled enough to bypass our terrible security practices once they're in."
The infosec industry: 'We desperately need talent!' Also the infosec industry: 'Sorry, we need someone with 10 years of experience in a technology that's existed for 3 years, plus CISSP, OSCP, CEH, a PhD in cryptography, and prior experience preventing nation-state APTs - for this entry-level SOC analyst position paying $45k.' It's the cybersecurity equivalent of requiring OAuth 2.0 experience for a job posted in 2005 - technically impossible, yet somehow still in the job description
Infosec hiring: the only shortage where 100+ CV payloads yield zero shells
Infosec posts: “HIRING NOW!” Reality: Zero Trust hiring - default deny. Only mTLS (referral) plus a CVE you authored returns 200; everyone else gets 403: Not You
Nothing says “infosec talent shortage” like an ATS configured as a default‑deny WAF requiring CISSP+OSCP and five years’ experience with last quarter’s CVE - applicants dropped to /dev/null
There must be a problem with them for sure. Comment deleted
definetly Comment deleted
Nah, companies never even see resume, they basically want 5 year experience for a entry level post Comment deleted
Classics Comment deleted
can somebody explain? Comment deleted
there's loads of companies complaining about people not wanting to work anymore, even though it's because their salaries are shit and they don't take what they can get. Comment deleted
thanks Comment deleted
what is an infosec job? Comment deleted
IT security Comment deleted
Cert collection job Comment deleted
Same as network admin Comment deleted
C I S C O Comment deleted
May be you should alter their systems with your CV to pass first stage? 😅 Comment deleted
You have to be the worst dev ever to not be able to find a job wtf, I passed 4 interviews last year just for fun and because I am always open to improve Comment deleted
Wow you're so cool, tell us more Comment deleted
Salty legacy php dev Comment deleted
It's not a dev job lol It's informational security Comment deleted
ig some dev jobs can be described as infosec too, but they're crucially different because companies don't want to invest into security because good security doesn't result in monetary gain. Comment deleted
Good security results in no monetary loss due to breaches Comment deleted
yes, but that's long term and non-guaranteed, so management usually ignores or severely underfunds security. Comment deleted
ofc that's a generalization and it ultimately comes down to the company and the competence of their management Comment deleted
That depends country to country also Comment deleted
If you don’t have certs, no jobs… Comment deleted