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General Electric's Product Line: From Home Appliances to Heavy Artillery
CorporateCulture Post #6197, on Aug 26, 2024 in TG

General Electric's Product Line: From Home Appliances to Heavy Artillery

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A three-panel comic strip humorously depicting the diverse and conflicting nature of General Electric's (GE) product portfolio. In the first panel, a simple line-drawn factory with the GE logo produces household appliances (an iron, washing machines, a refrigerator) with the caption 'finally, a normal American company.' The second panel shows the same factory, but instead of appliances, it's now producing a massive GAU-8 Avenger rotary cannon. The third panel provides a close-up of the stick-figure character from the previous panels, now standing behind and aiming the giant weapon. The joke lies in the stark contrast between GE's public image as a manufacturer of consumer goods and its role as a major defense contractor producing powerful military hardware. This resonates with tech professionals who appreciate the often-unseen complexities and surprising business divisions within large, diversified corporations

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick GE's business strategy is just an if-else statement: if (market.is('consumer')) { sell_refrigerator(); } else { sell_30mm_cannon(); }. It's the ultimate full-stack solution
  1. Anonymous ★ Top Pick

    GE's business strategy is just an if-else statement: if (market.is('consumer')) { sell_refrigerator(); } else { sell_30mm_cannon(); }. It's the ultimate full-stack solution

  2. Anonymous

    When you keep everything in one monorepo long enough, the spinCycle() module eventually starts driving the Gatling gun - GE just proved Conway’s Law has an offensive branch

  3. Anonymous

    It's like discovering your favorite npm package maintainer also writes missile guidance systems on weekends - suddenly those aggressive deprecation warnings make a lot more sense

  4. Anonymous

    When your company's product portfolio spans from 'smart home IoT devices' to 'kinetic IoT device neutralization systems' - truly full-stack development from consumer appliances to defense contracts. It's the ultimate pivot strategy: if the dishwasher market softens, just scale horizontally into rotary cannons. Same supply chain, different SLA requirements

  5. Anonymous

    Corporate OKRs: start with irons and washers, end the year with a six‑barrel “platform” - just like a settings page mutating into multi‑tenant RBAC + OPA + immutable audit logs

  6. Anonymous

    When the exec calls it an 'adjacent vertical,' your sprint goes from OTA updates on fridges to reviewing the M61 Vulcan’s telemetry gRPC - same logo, wildly different blast radius

  7. Anonymous

    GE's monolith decomposition: Start with appliance services, end up with defense microservices raining merge conflicts

  8. @Algoinde 1y

    still a normal american company

    1. @SamsonovAnton 1y

      One hundred per cent normal

  9. @volkov_s 1y

    now different household equipment on one line does not bother him any more

  10. @callofvoid0 1y

    damn

  11. @AmindaEU 1y

    That still confused me, but I have a suspicion they have legally overlapping names of different fields?

    1. @mon_faleymon 1y

      I don't think it's the same Michelin, I thought that's what the joke is about, cause you know the meme about Yamaha is kinda old now (1 day is old for meme 🌚) and it's kinda meta-joke after the Yamaha-type memes

      1. @leandrofriedrich 1y

        it actually is

      2. dev_meme 1y

        Exactly the same company 😄

    2. @ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 1y

      It is the same

    3. dev_meme 1y

      Because more trips around places - more tires you will have to change, very simple

  12. @Agent1378 1y

    Gau 8 goes brrrrrrt

  13. @cozakaxo 1y

    personally I'm curious what strange dark evil is lurking under the nostalgic appearance of the classic yellow dixon ticonderoga pencil

  14. @SamsonovAnton 1y

    "I guess we are printing books now..."

    1. @callofvoid0 1y

      wtf

  15. @Algoinde 1y

    lmfao the best one yet

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