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$Cloudflare Down So You Do Matrix Multiplication by Hand to Talk to Your AI Girlfriend$

AI ML Post #7454, on Nov 21, 2025 in TG

Cloudflare Down So You Do Matrix Multiplication by Hand to Talk to Your AI Girlfriend

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A screenshot of a tweet from @dv_zsh (Devster) posted 52 minutes ago. The tweet reads: 'When you're so cooked you lowkey start doing matrix multiplication by hand because Cloudflare is down and you can't talk to your AI girlfriend.' Below the text is a photo of a handwritten notebook showing manual matrix multiplication calculations -- two matrices being multiplied together with a 'Dot Product' label at the top, showing the step-by-step work of computing each element. The matrices appear to be 2x3 and 3x2, with results calculated by hand. The tweet has 3 replies, 13 likes, and 105 views

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick When Cloudflare is down, you realize the real transformer model was the matrix multiplications you did by hand along the way

Anonymous ★ Top Pick

When Cloudflare is down, you realize the real transformer model was the matrix multiplications you did by hand along the way
Anonymous

Turns out the AI girlfriend's entire personality matrix was stored in a single Cloudflare KV entry that's now returning 502s