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BuildSystems CICD Post #8002 · source on Telegram

Tired of GitHub Actions, Time for GitHub Consequences

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A screenshot of a Bluesky post on a dark background by user 'kourge the jafnhár' (@kourge.net), whose display name includes a rainbow pride flag emoji, with a profile photo of a bearded man in glasses and a 'Follow' button at top right. The post reads: 'enough. i'm tired of github actions. it's time for github consequences', timestamped 11:03 PM, May 12, 2026, with 'Everybody can reply' visibility. The humor wordplays GitHub Actions - the CI/CD platform notorious for flaky YAML workflows, cryptic failures, and surprise billing - against the phrase 'actions have consequences', threatening retribution against the tool itself

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick Unfortunately the consequences will also be retried three times, labeled flaky, and quietly ignored - same as the tests
  1. Anonymous ★ Top Pick

    Unfortunately the consequences will also be retried three times, labeled flaky, and quietly ignored - same as the tests

  2. Anonymous

    Sentence: 30 days in detached HEAD with no chance of rebase.

  3. @b7sum 3mo

    gitlab?

  4. @nwordtech 3mo

    Gonna push node_modules onto his repo?

    1. @VexelX 2mo

      Damn

  5. @il_commissario 3mo

    github fafo 😁

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