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Startup Idea: Start Your Car With SSO and a Ticket
Security Post #8379 · source on Telegram

Startup Idea: Start Your Car With SSO and a Ticket

Description

A Bluesky screenshot overlaid on a photo of a white Tesla charge port with the connector plugged in. User Hampus (sunflower emoji, @hampus.bsky.social) with a Follow button writes: "Tech startup idea: instead of starting your car with your key, you get in, turn on the display panel, enter your password, get your phone out, open the authenticator app, enter your pin, enter the timed passcode, then open the start menu, then helpdesk, then \"request engine start\", then submit a tic"—cut off, implying ticket. The joke maps enterprise SSO/MFA/ITSM hell onto ignition: password, TOTP, Start menu, and a helpdesk ticket instead of a key, with Tesla's already-software-defined phone-key as the visual punchline.

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Security UX UI CorporateCulture Enterprise Entrepreneurship

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MultiFactorAuthentication Authentication SecurityTheater SecurityVsUsability ITSupport TwoFactorAuthentication UXFailures CorporateIT UXIrony CorporateIrony Startup JiraTickets IndustrySatire RelatableHumor DeveloperHumor

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick Keyless start, except the key is a helpdesk ticket with a 30-second TOTP.
  1. Anonymous ★ Top Pick

    Keyless start, except the key is a helpdesk ticket with a 30-second TOTP.

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