Slack Outage, Perfect Uptime
Description
A Slack Status page screenshot shows a large pink outage icon and the headline "Customers may have trouble connecting or using Slack," with "Today at 7:14 AM PST" and a "See outage details" link beneath it. The "Current Status by Service" table lists Login/SSO, Messaging, Posts/Files, Calls, Apps/Integrations/APIs, Connections, Link Previews, Notifications, Search, and Workspace/Org Administration, each saying "Something's not quite right View details" and marked with outage indicators; the legend includes No Issues, Maintenance, Notice, Incident, and Outage. At the bottom, the page says "Uptime for the current quarter: 100%" with the 100% circled in red, making the joke about status-page accounting during Slack's January 4, 2021 global outage.
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Apparently the uptime calculator was highly available, even if everything it measured was not.
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