Microphone Is an Input Device, Keyboard Collecting Is a Mental Disorder
Description
A two-panel comparison meme on a white background. The top panel shows a black Shure MV7 podcast microphone on a mount next to large bold text reading 'Input Device'. Below a horizontal divider line, the bottom panel is labeled 'Mental Disorder' in the same bold typeface, above a dense collage of roughly twenty different keyboards: full-size membrane boards, RGB-backlit mechanical gaming keyboards, ergonomic split designs, compact 60% layouts, a foldable flexible keyboard, a laser projection virtual keyboard, low-profile wireless boards, and Apple-style minimalist keyboards. The joke skewers mechanical keyboard enthusiast culture, where 'input device' shopping spirals into compulsive collecting of switches, layouts, and form factors far beyond any practical need
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One microphone is an input device; twenty keyboards is just N+1 redundancy for a single point of typing
The collection supports N-key rollover; the desk supports maybe three.
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Vine ciders. Comment deleted
It should have been vibe coders but I took a second look on it and decided to leave this T9 vibe joking in place 🌚 Comment deleted
vine cider... i'd like me some vine cider... Comment deleted
Good luck trying copy paste some code with a voice Comment deleted
OpenClaw, please copy this code Comment deleted
Jokes aside I started using voice input recently with my architecture convos spanning across multiple compactings and beyond. Input quality lacks a bit as with text I take some pauses to phrase properly, while speech is vague at times. But I haven't experienced results quality degradation yet, so it seems fine... Comment deleted
imagine having to move you lips to input data Comment deleted
2 B and no D Comment deleted
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