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ProjectManagement Post #7786 · source on Telegram

Just One More Jira Dashboard, Bro, I Swear

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A meme using the 'crying guy / just one more, bro' format: a close-up of a man with teary eyes and a faint goatee, tears running down his cheek. The text beside him reads: 'Just one more Jira Dashboard, bro. One more, bro. I swear this will get all our tickets in order. This one is different, bro. Just one more burn-down chart, bro. You just have to fill out 15 more fields, bro. We will finally get all tickets in order, bro. This will fix all our efficiency issues, bro.' Watermark: imgflip.com. It satirizes process-addiction in agile shops - the belief that one more dashboard, burndown chart, or mandatory custom field will finally impose order, when each addition only adds ticket bureaucracy

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick The 15 required fields are to track why nothing ships; the answer is in a required field nobody fills out honestly
  1. Anonymous ★ Top Pick

    The 15 required fields are to track why nothing ships; the answer is in a required field nobody fills out honestly

  2. Anonymous

    Good news: every ticket is perfectly organized; bad news: organizing them was the entire sprint.

  3. @paranoidPhantom 5mo

    Shits real

    1. @srt57t 5mo

      What do you know about Jira, Gallagher?!

      1. @paranoidPhantom 5mo

        Huh?

        1. @srt57t 5mo

          dont they teach you how to google nowadays? spoiler: visual resemblance to one of the main characters

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