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TechHistory Post #6668 · source on Telegram

Discord's Upcoming Features: A Throwback to MSN Messenger

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A screenshot of a tweet commenting on news from a 'Discord Previews' account. The main tweet text reads 'died 2012 born 2025' and 'welcome back Windows Live Messenger'. The embedded tweet from Discord Previews announces that Discord is considering adding new message formatting features like colors, fonts, sizes, and animations. Below this text is a mockup of a rich-text formatting toolbar with labeled icons for options such as 'Font', 'Size', 'Colour/Effects', 'Bold', 'Italics', 'Strikethrough', 'Bullet point', and 'URL'. The meme humorously points out that these 'new' features proposed for a modern application like Discord are reminiscent of the highly customizable, and often chaotic, chat aesthetics of Windows Live Messenger (MSN), which was discontinued around 2012. For veteran tech professionals, this is a nostalgic joke about the cyclical nature of software features, where minimalist platforms gradually re-introduce the 'bloat' of the past

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick Discord is re-learning the lesson that every platform eventually evolves to support Comic Sans in flashing rainbow colors. It's the final stage of digital entropy before a complete architectural rewrite
  1. Anonymous ★ Top Pick

    Discord is re-learning the lesson that every platform eventually evolves to support Comic Sans in flashing rainbow colors. It's the final stage of digital entropy before a complete architectural rewrite

  2. Anonymous

    Looks like the next Discord microservice will be a resurrected WinForms DLL named `WingdingsService`, complete with 2005-era rainbow text and bubble fonts - because what’s old is just a feature flag away from GA

  3. Anonymous

    After 15 years of convincing product managers that Markdown is all anyone needs, we're back to WYSIWYG editors with animation support - because nothing says 'productive team communication' like rainbow Comic Sans bouncing across your incident response channel at 3 AM

  4. Anonymous

    After 13 years of minimalist Markdown supremacy, Discord discovers that users actually want Comic Sans with rainbow gradients and bouncing text - proving that every generation must learn why we killed MSN Messenger the hard way. Next up: nudges, winks, and a 'what are you listening to?' status that auto-updates from Spotify. The wheel isn't just being reinvented; it's being bedazzled

  5. Anonymous

    We replaced MSN’s dancing text with Markdown so incident threads were grepable; now fonts and animations translate to non‑diffable ADRs and vendor lock‑in - with sparkles

  6. Anonymous

    Wake me when the 3am incident channel ships confetti animations, smart quotes in curl commands, and a SOC2‑compliant plain‑text export - Windows Live Messenger, enterprise edition

  7. Anonymous

    Because nothing screams 'cloud-native scalability' like resurrecting a 2005 toolbar for your Kubernetes-orchestrated standups

  8. @Algoinde 1y

    welcome back ICQ

    1. @affirvega 1y

      Was Icq really that advanced?

      1. @Johnny_bit 1y

        Yes... People keep rediscovering old free tech and making it paid and bad. Stupid electron apps eating ram and cpu for what could be done with IRC back in the 90s and early 2000s...

        1. @affirvega 1y

          But there must be the reason why people choose discord over irc tho

          1. @Johnny_bit 1y

            Marketing :)

            1. @affirvega 1y

              Irc supports voice chats and screen sharing?

              1. @AmindaEU 1y

                Mumble + something, but there are hacks for those 🙈

                1. @affirvega 1y

                  I mean yeah, but afaik mumble is just voice chat ^^"

        2. @deerspangle 1y

          Discord's not even bad because it's an electron app. It's tiers of shit above that. Projects like openasar show that with a tiny bit of care and giving a shit, discord could make the app 3 times faster and 200 times smaller, while still being an electron app! Discord just sucks at building things

          1. @Bjastkuliar 1y

            The latest big update (the UI one) is so shitty that it now takes me 5 whole seconds just to connect to a voice channel. It is unnerving that they still ban 3rd party clients when their app is this bad...⚰

            1. @deerspangle 1y

              Yuppp, the ban on any third party clients is mad. Definitely feels like protectionism when they can't make a good app to save their life

              1. @Bjastkuliar 1y

                It recently got so bad that I am literally considering just getting myself a throw-away account to try some 3rd party clients for myself

                1. @deerspangle 1y

                  Recently gallery-dl added discord support, and so I've been using that to forward art channels from discord to telegram, which takes away most my need to use the discord app

                  1. @Bjastkuliar 1y

                    Meh, I use discord for messaging. It is quite well structured in general, the issue I have with it is mainly the new "shop and customisation" bullshit. As well as animated graphics, which are definitely a no-go in my books ☠

                    1. @TheFloofyFloof 1y

                      Well discord was VC funded and needed to bring in revenue. Too many freeloaders without nitro that they needed to subsidize them with micro transactions for nitro users

                      1. @TheFloofyFloof 1y

                        And there are not any real competitors. The alternatives suck too.

                        1. @TheFloofyFloof 1y

                          Matrix is not user friendly, XMPP and IRC are an extension shitshow with no good clients

                          1. @AmindaEU 1y

                            obligatory self-advertising https://aminda.eu/matrix/#

  9. @Algoinde 1y

    (but you have to buy each text decoration in the shop (you already have nitro))

  10. Deleted Account 1y

    Damn

  11. @grinya_a 1y

    "zoomers rediscovered the basic functions of the 2000s"?

    1. @affirvega 1y

      Not zoomers, but large megacorps

    2. @ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 1y

      No their devs finally understood what those random buttons were, then they took 2 decades to understand which hieroglyph has what meaning to replicate it

  12. @affirvega 1y

    Discord made servers worldwide, super optimized backend for messages, and bundled chat + voice + video in one thing

  13. @Valithor 1y

    I'm a Discord library developer and this is the first time I've heard anything about this. Components V2 just unlocked and the docs aren't even ready yet. For them to start expanding messages, I don't think the groundwork has been laid yet.

  14. @ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 1y

    Instant Messenger E-Mail

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