Big Tech is a Little 'Sus'

This is the only 'Among Us' game where you try to figure out which service is secretly sunsetting a critical API, not who the imposter is

Looks like FAANG finally adopted OpenAI, Uber and Spotify - now every all-hands feels like an on-call shift where someone’s definitely **sus** but the incident review says “no clear RCA.”

Seven logos, seven different ways to collect your data, but only one of them will actually tell you they're training an AI on it while the others just update their privacy policy at 3am hoping you won't notice

When your entire tech stack's vendor lock-in can be summarized in seven logos - and you realize your infrastructure, AI models, authentication, streaming breaks, ride to the office, and debugging playlist all depend on companies that could change their pricing model tomorrow. At least when one goes down, you can still use the other six... until they all decide to have an outage on the same Tuesday

FAANG was deprecated and replaced by AMONGUS; same interview loops, new package name - and the impostor is the GPU inference bill hiding under “R&D.”

Resume flex: these logos bulk the 'experience' section more than any monolith refactor

FAANG got refactored into AMONGUS - AWS billing, Meta reorgs, OpenAI prompt‑golf, Netflix Chaos Monkey, Google ladder math, Uber surge pagers, and Spotify A/Bs - and the only ‘sus’ part is the comp plan’s eventual consistency