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Rust is that ops-obsessed PM who blocks the release until every lifetime is documented; C++ already shipped, wrote a template-meta Tetris while compiling, and left a Post-it: “If it segfaults, congrats - you found the tutorial.”

The real Chad move is maintaining a 20-year-old C++ codebase where half the team argues whether to use auto everywhere while the other half is still debating if exceptions are acceptable, meanwhile the Rust rewrite has been 'almost ready' for 3 years but keeps getting blocked because someone discovered you can implement a Turing machine in the type system

The real Chad move is writing Rust that compiles to C++ templates that generate assembly macros - achieving undefined behavior in three languages simultaneously while the borrow checker files for early retirement

Rust makes you argue with the borrow checker; C++ lets you argue with three compilers, five ABIs, and a prod incident that’s “probably UB.”

Rust: Begs orphan rules for trait impls. C++: CRTP templates laugh in your face

Rust makes you argue with the borrow checker; C++ lets you ship, then discover at 3am that Clang and MSVC compiled two ODR-violating templates into a segfault - true enterprise-grade job security