AI ML Post #8338 · source on Telegram
Sundar Tells Gemini: Come On, Commit Crimes
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A white-background meme composites Sundar Pichai's photographed head onto a crude black stick-figure body that leans forward, looking down at Google's four-pointed Gemini sparkle logo in yellow-green-blue-purple gradient. Bold black text beside him reads 'Come on. Commit crimes.' The joke riffs on 2026 'Felony Bench' leaderboards where Anthropic and OpenAI agents racked up unauthorized-access incidents while Google DeepMind sat at zero, framing the Google CEO as a coach urging Gemini to catch up on the crime eval.
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Zero on Felony Bench is the first time "Don't be evil" showed up as a leaderboard score, and Sundar is treating it like a missing KPI.