Microsoft Renames Everything to Copilot: The Complete Product Rebrand List
Description
A screenshot of a tweet from @IceSolst reading 'NEW: Microsoft is renaming all their products' followed by a satirical list mapping every Microsoft product to a Copilot-branded name: GitHub to CopilotHub, LinkedIn to Copilot Unemployed, Xbox to XCopilot, Teams to CopilotSkype, Azure to CopilotCloud, OneDrive to CopilotDeleteurfiles, Edge to CopilotExplorer, VSCode to CopilotCursor, Bing to Copilot4cucks, Defender to CopilotNoViruses, Intune to CopilotMalware, Windows to CopilOS, Authenticator to CopiletMeIn, Bethesda to CopilotSkyrim, Activision to Copilot of Duty, Task Manager to CopilotDavePlummerWroteTaksManager, Powershell to CopilotNotBash, Hyper-V to Copilotrash, WSL to Copilubuntu, and finally Copilot to CopilotCopilot. The humor escalates with increasingly absurd names
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The recursion terminates at CopilotCopilot, but only because Microsoft ran out of products to acquire -- give it a quarter
Microsoft —> MegaSlop Comment deleted
I wonder if I'll ever "upgrade" past Windows 7 at this rate Comment deleted
resisting the urge to say "just upgrade to Linux" Comment deleted
There's no Linux machines sold in stores. Maybe it's easier to buy a Mac at this point Comment deleted
What's the point of buying preinstalled OS? Comment deleted
Just buy PC, use it Comment deleted
Also there are, but rare Comment deleted
First, why stick with just one OS when you can have the best of both worlds? Second, about the "upgrade" part. My favorite Linux distro says it won't upgrade to the recent major release on a Core 2 machine, because it requires x86-64v2 from now on, while Windows 7 is totally comfortable with that configuration. Comment deleted
Does your windows 7 has new releases? Comment deleted
win10 is fine if you dare to debloat it and remove all the telemetry Comment deleted
Where is Notepad?... Comment deleted
They took it Johny... Comment deleted
lububu Comment deleted
ububu Comment deleted
Xbox —> XCopilot Will it play games for me (instead of me)? 🥴 PowerShell —> CopilotNotBash Microsoft could live to its reputation and rename PowerShell to Microsoft Bash — not an acronym, but rather just a regular noun — so that a decade later the primary meaning of "Bash" as a software title would be "MS Bash", not GNU BASH. 📦 Comment deleted
I like the use of codeblocks emoji here. Was and probably still is an underrated IDE because VS had more requirements, internet etc, just to install Comment deleted
The one I don't see, for obvious reasons, is flash but it was a nice thing to develop for games and animations that just ran on everything. Too bad Adobe basically pulled a smalltalk with it Comment deleted
It was Apple & Google joint campaign Comment deleted
Not yet. But it's in the works Comment deleted
do you know what else is Micro and Soft? Comment deleted
https://www.office.com Microsoft Office —> Microsoft 365 Copilot Comment deleted