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Post #4529, on Jun 23, 2022 in TG
The Cryptic Code Review
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This meme likely portrays the frustration of receiving unhelpful feedback during a code review. It might feature a well-known 'confused' or 'frustrated' meme format, such as the 'Confused Nick Young' or 'Math Lady / Confused Travolta' meme, with a speech bubble or caption showing a vague and unhelpful comment like 'LGTM' (Looks Good To Me) on a massive pull request, or a single, unexplained question mark on a complex line of code. This resonates with senior developers who value thorough, constructive feedback and are often frustrated by superficial reviews that miss critical issues or fail to provide clear guidance, ultimately undermining the purpose of the code review process
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There are two types of code review comments: 'This could be a bit cleaner,' and 'I have no idea what this does, but it's been three weeks, so I'm approving it before the next rebase.'
Relax, your IP won’t reveal where you pee - unless you ship the office’s “smart” toilet on a public /32 with admin/admin; then Prometheus will be charting your flush latency
When you've spent years explaining to executives that IP addresses don't reveal exact physical locations, but then realize your ISP's DHCP lease logs combined with their customer database actually could theoretically track your bathroom schedule if they really wanted to correlate your mobile device's WiFi reconnection patterns
This perfectly captures the eternal struggle of explaining to non-technical stakeholders that yes, we can see their IP address, but no, we don't know which bathroom stall they're in. Though with enough OSINT, browser fingerprinting, and a poorly configured VPN, we might get uncomfortably close to that level of precision. Remember: your IP address reveals your ISP and approximate city, not your exact coordinates - but your mobile app permissions? Those absolutely know where you pee
Logging client IPs for 'security'? Now your ELK stack knows more about their bathroom habits than their spouse
Relax - your IP narrows it to your CGNAT cluster; the real doxxing is from the fourteen analytics SDKs marketing shipped under “performance”
IP addresses don’t tell them where you pee; they barely tell them which CGNAT egress in Ashburn your packets left - aka the bathroom 100,000 users share
- I don’t wanna get into an IP telephony conversation with you right now. - You pee telephony? I pee urine. Comment deleted
Thats how russians pronounce API Comment deleted
API аПИ ah-PI (アピー) Апи AH-pi (アーピ) IP айПИ eye-PI (アイピー) Comment deleted
*hentai sounds* Comment deleted
эйпиай Comment deleted
ah pee Comment deleted
I surprise how russians always spell IP, PHP, CSS, PM correctly but keep terribly saying Ah Pee Comment deleted
IP: eye-PI アイピー айпи PHP: peh-huh-PEH ペハーペ пэхапэ PHP: pee-eich-PI ピエイチピー пиэйчпи CSS: ke-ass-ASS ケエスエス кэ-эсэс PM: peh-em ペエム пэ-эм this is what i heard, and only IP/PHP seem correct Comment deleted
i pronounce CSS like цэ-эс-эс (tse - es - es) Comment deleted
feel bruh Comment deleted
пыха Comment deleted
Css - ксс-ксс-ксс Comment deleted
I just searched in google why russiuans pronounce API wrong. I found out that russian is a phonetic language, where one letter stand only for one sound. "C" in english sounds differently in "race" and "car", in russian it never happens. And they have russian equvalents for english letters, but not all of them completely match. "A" is pronounced like "hey", in russian like "ah". Equivalent of "I" is "И", but sounds like "E", russian "E" sounds like "yeah". "C" - russian "K" which is similar to english, sometimes is a unique letter which is pronounced like "ts" Comment deleted
с is different than ц Comment deleted