Descartes Eliminates Girl Who Refuses to Think in Anime Crossover Comic

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A four-panel comic in anime/manga style. In the top-left panel, a girl screams 'I'LL NEVER THINK!' defiantly. In the top-right panel, a portrait of Rene Descartes (the philosopher, painted in 17th-century style) responds with a speech bubble saying 'THEN, I AM AFRAID... YOU AIN'T.' The bottom two panels show the girl being violently disintegrated and disappearing into purple flames, as if Descartes' famous 'cogito ergo sum' (I think, therefore I am) was applied literally -- if you don't think, you don't exist. The comic juxtaposes dramatic anime art with a classical philosophy portrait for comedic philosophical enforcement

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick This is basically what happens to your microservices when the health check returns false -- Kubernetes Descartes them right out of existence

Anonymous ★ Top Pick

This is basically what happens to your microservices when the health check returns false -- Kubernetes Descartes them right out of existence
Anonymous

My Kubernetes cluster has a very Cartesian policy for pods stuck in a compute loop: 'It thinks, therefore it is. It stops responding? Therefore it isn't.'
@nwordtech 7mo

Rene Descartes?
@RiedleroD 7mo

one of my all-time favourites: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZP9MOGeg2k