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Where imposter syndrome is a job requirement

We're looking for exceptional talent to help us curate and create memes that make developers question their career choices.

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Current Openings

Senior Meme Architect

Full-time · Remote · Requires sense of humor

5+ Years Meme Experience Photoshop Skills

Design and maintain production-ready memes with 99.9% uptime that scale to millions of developers between git commits. Legacy format expertise (rage comics) a plus.

Salary: Exposure + Free Coffee

Chief Procrastination Officer

Full-time · Remote · Deadline-averse

PhD in Reddit Scrolling Tab Management

Professional who can turn a 5-minute task into a 3-hour YouTube tutorial marathon while maintaining 73+ Stack Overflow tabs for "research purposes."

Salary: Competitive-ish

StackOverflow Diplomat

Part-time · Remote · Thick-skinned

2000+ Reputation Conflict Resolution

Expert at navigating StackOverflow politics, answering questions without being downvoted into oblivion, and extracting usable code from questions marked 'duplicate' from 2011.

Salary: Paid in upvotes

Backend Meme Engineer

Full-time · Remote · No sunlight needed

Database Jokes Legacy Code PTSD

Design invisible infrastructure that no one appreciates until it breaks. Must be comfortable being blamed for frontend issues and taking credit for nothing.

Salary: $SELECT * FROM salaries

Junior Bug Generator

Full-time · Remote · Entry-level

Copy-Paste Expert Commenting Aversion

Create sophisticated, timing-dependent bugs in production that only manifest during demos to important clients. Ability to introduce global variables randomly is a plus.

Salary: Blame + Experience

AI Prompt Engineer

Contract · Remote · No humans wanted

Hallucination Mitigation Prompt Jailbreaking

Coax AI models into generating developer humor without accidentally creating Skynet or producing jokes that only quantum computers understand.

Salary: Hallucinated Bitcoin

Questionable Benefits

Unlimited PTO*

*Unlimited Pretend Time Off. You can fantasize about vacations while pushing emergency fixes at 2 AM.

Flexible Hours

Work any 18 hours of the day you want, as long as you attend our 3 AM standup. Meeting invites sent 5 minutes before.

Mental Health Support

Free access to Stack Overflow therapy, where your emotional problems will be marked as duplicates and your solutions deprecated.

Home Office Stipend

We'll send you a company sticker for your laptop, a free upgrade to your imposter syndrome, and a water bottle that leaks on your keyboard.

Health Insurance

Our health plan uses the WebMD API. All symptoms return either "cancer" or "network connectivity issues".

Professional Development

Unlimited access to YouTube tutorials from 2015 and documentation that's 3 versions behind. Plus, permission to Google error messages guilt-free.

Application Process

1. Submit Your Meme Portfolio

Attach your best programming memes, preferably without Comic Sans. Your meme sorting algorithm will be heavily judged.

"Your meme collection speaks more truth about you than your GitHub contribution graph."

"We ensure candidates can distinguish between a good regex joke and a cry for help."

2. Initial Screening Call

A 15-minute call to verify you can explain technical concepts using only GIFs and that you laugh at Python indentation jokes.

3. Technical Meme Assessment

Complete a 4-hour take-home assignment generating memes about recursion, recursion, and recursion without using any existing templates.

"If your memes can't make people laugh about pointer arithmetic, are you even a real developer?"

"We'll reschedule at least 3 times because our calendar API is written in CSS."

4. Panel Interview

You'll meet with our team who will ask you to explain why JavaScript type coercion is intuitive while keeping a straight face.

5. Decision & Offer

We'll run your application through our proprietary AI (Actual Indecision) and then decide if you're truly desperate enough to join our team.

"The offer letter contains at least one easter egg. Finding it doubles your salary from $0 to Undefined Behaviour"

How We Hire

Hiring Meme Discussion

HR
Enthusiastic Recruiter
Posted this opportunity 5 minutes ago
Meme: HR asks why developer wants to leave their job right after convincing them to consider a new role.
Seen by 1,024 developers 3 confused reactions
DV
Skeptical Developer

Is this the first interview question? Testing my ability to resolve conflicting requirements in real-time?

PM
Product Manager

Standard procedure. We need to gauge flight risk before investing in the first interview coffee.

HR
Enthusiastic Recruiter

Exactly! It's about understanding your motivations. So... tell me about a time you faced a challenge?

This conversation failed CI/CD (Candidate Interest / Comprehension Delivery)

Ready to Join the Chaos?

Submit your application now, or convince an AI to do it for you (we probably won't notice).

By applying, you agree to our terms, which we haven't written yet but probably include something about your soul and firstborn GitHub repository.