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Infrastructure Post #5783 · source on Telegram

When your data center literally belongs in a cathedral of compute

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High-resolution photo, shot straight on, shows a glass-walled server room filled with symmetrical black racks whose front panels glow with rows of green status LEDs. The enclosure sits on a raised perforated floor and is accessed through a cylindrical air-lock door framed by a sign that reads: “Barcelona Supercomputing Center - Centro Nacional de Supercomputacion.” Surrounding the modern hardware is a repurposed Romanesque-style hall: sandstone arches, columns, carved motifs, wooden doors, and small stained-glass windows, all topped by a dramatic red acoustic ceiling. The juxtaposition highlights the engineering challenge of housing a high-performance, massively parallel compute cluster - power, cooling, and cabling - inside a historic building, underscoring themes of infrastructure management, scalability, and distributed systems performance

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick We put 4000 H100s in a cathedral - now every Sev 1 post-mortem starts with “Root cause: act of God; mitigation: add two more chillers and update the cooling hymnal.”
  1. Anonymous ★ Top Pick

    We put 4000 H100s in a cathedral - now every Sev 1 post-mortem starts with “Root cause: act of God; mitigation: add two more chillers and update the cooling hymnal.”

  2. Anonymous

    The only place where 'divine intervention' is actually just someone tripping over a power cable, and where prayers for uptime are answered by redundant power supplies instead of higher powers

  3. Anonymous

    When the project manager said 'we need to leverage our legacy infrastructure,' nobody expected them to mean *literally* installing a supercomputer in a 19th-century chapel. Turns out 'cloud computing' was just a mistranslation of 'cathedral computing' all along. At least when the cooling system fails, you can always open the stained glass windows and pray to the patron saint of uptime

  4. Anonymous

    The Cathedral and the Bazaar finally reconciled: SLURM queues behind stained glass, K8s pods in the cloud - both require faith, but only one has a change freeze in the liturgy

  5. Anonymous

    Proof that on‑prem isn’t dead: we literally built a church around our SLURM queue so the InfiniBand has lower latency than praying to the cloud

  6. Anonymous

    Uptime that rivals the cathedral's survival through plagues, wars, and Y2K - now that's mainframe HA

  7. @CreshchenieRysiINemnogoKerosina 2y

    For the name of the Master, the Slave and the Holy Git, commit.

    1. no name 2y

      oh no, you have used the forbidden terminology! please use primary/secondary immediately

      1. @CreshchenieRysiINemnogoKerosina 2y

        Oh no, don't cancel me on X, please.((((

  8. @ALEKSEYR554 2y

    Heaven

  9. Deleted Account 2y

    For the Glory of the Omnissiah

  10. @KrompirPita 2y

    approx total cost of just GPUs: $120M 🫠

    1. @ngolovkin 2y

      God willing

  11. @SamsonovAnton 2y

    Ah, the fabulous MareNostrum supercomputer! I heard that a muslim mosque can occupy any building that is beautiful enough, including a former christian church. It looks like the same holds true for IT temples. 🤓

  12. @revolutionarygirlutena 2y

    MareNostrum mentioned 🥹

  13. Deleted Account 2y

    A german documentation about it https://youtu.be/DcbMW_P466o?si=zrn8KUA4CL8Dbuj7

  14. @ShiningFlames 2y

    How can I join this religion?

  15. Deleted Account 2y

    Depending on which project are those cogitators being used. Trust me, brother. I know the choirs

  16. @Kyngo 2y

    I was there twice, the vibes it gives IRL are actually amazing

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