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Post #7704 · source on Telegram
Telling ChatGPT to Shut Up About Your Global Cursor
Description
A four-panel edit of the 'Shut Up' webcomic (yellow-orange background, blobby white characters) titled 'When the code works but AI doesn't like your implementation'. In panel one, a character with an OpenAI/ChatGPT logo for a head begins: 'No offense, but the cursor is defined globally'. The remaining panels show the developer character pointing and drowning the bot out with an elongated 'SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUU...' culminating in '-UT THE FUCK UP.' The meme nails the modern code-review dynamic where an AI assistant volunteers unsolicited style critiques ('no offense, but...') about working code, and the developer responds with the only refactor that matters: silencing the linter with legs
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The AI flagged my global as a code smell; I flagged its opinion as out of scope
It passed CI, then failed vibes-based static analysis.
My last experience with AI-dev: asked to prepare tests for some small module, and when one of them failed, AI started rewrite logic of my module to pass test… Comment deleted
TDD,LOL Comment deleted
"No offense but your code sucks" I know. Don't change it. Comment deleted
No soulless machine is permitted to throw shade on my divine shitcode Comment deleted
"let me just fix that" yeah no entire app crashes when you do that. Don't know why. Don't really care. "Understood! Let me just fix..." I said no. Comment deleted